After having spent many strenuous hours tabulating the results
of the votes cast for bread vs cornbread dressing, here are the
results:
4 votes for bread dressing
1 vote for cornbread dressing
17 non votes for disinterested members who don't care what kind
(if any) of dressing
So if you want the results for voting members, the result is:
80% favor bread dressing
20% favor cornbread dressing
On the other hand, if you count the non votes, the result is:
18.1818% favor bread dressing
4.5455% favor cornbread dressing
77.2727% don't care
So I guess the winner (probably will always be a winner) is:
The don't care/disinterested memmbers win in a landslide!!!
I will use this same methodology in the next presidential
election in 2012 to project a winner. A logical time to make
the prediction would be February 29, 2012.
My current prediction (subject to change of course) is that
Steve Forbes ekes out a victory over Barack Hussein Obama.
If Steve Forbes opts out of the election in the primaries,
then the obvious result is Barack Hussein Obama winning
77.2727% of the popular vote and 92.312% in the electoral
college in 2012.
I think the don't care populace outweigh the informed
voters next election.
Have a great turkey day and don't stuff yourself. Let the
turkey get stuffed instead.
The Turkeymeister
