Here are a few items I never asked for:
1. T shirts with no tags. Hard to see which is the front or back of
the t shirt. It was easier just to feel the tag. Now without
the tag I sometimes put on the t shirt backwards.
2. Pants with pleats. What a waste of material.
3. Pants with cuffs. Another waste of material.
4. Shirts with no pockets. What a dumb idea. Pockets are useful
as a place in which to place pretzels from Tractor Supply Co.
5. Shoes with shoelaces so long I have to double tie the knot to
keep the knots tied or they come loose and I trip over my own
two feet.
6. Neckties. They are only good for funeral attendance.
7. Cell phones with too many features. I only want a cell phone
for phone conversations and voice messages. How do you buy a
cell phone without the texting feature? Maybe I need a Maxwell
Smart shoe phone instead.
8. CFL lightbulbs. What's wrong with Thomas Edison bulbs?
9. Gasoline with ethanol. What a brilliant concept. Use our
corn supply to make gasoline which results in lower mpg and
increases the cost of our food supply.
What other dingbat inventions, etc. may bother you?
Nothing else to do today on this drizzly day but digress.
Have a mundane day.
The WEASELmeister
