How did I get to the other side of the hill without getting to the top?

We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars .. more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.?? Will Rodgers

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.??? George Burns

I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do.?? Rita Rudner

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.??? Mark Twain

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.?? John Wagner

My wife never lies about her age .
She just tells people she is as old as I am.?? Then she lies about my age.?? Patty Wooten

I'm not afraid of dying.? I'm just afraid of not living long enough.??? Dick van Dyke

A good friend's advice on the subject:

Take of glasses.
Put cane down.
Remove ear piece.
Remove orthopedic sox
Remove teeth.
Stretch out on bed.
Call the dog?? (or cat).

Ah.... life is good!




Ginny Butterfield
Cranberry Twp, Pa