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very cute--they do have their own way of thinking but we give them the ideas.
Thanks for sharing.

Happy Saturday all. It is a beautiful day here which I wish it wasn't. I have a lot of flowers to plant and weeds to pull and I would rather be inside sewing. I love rainy days..SIGH..

I thought I would give you all a funny story to start your day. This is completely true because it happened to me. I was at the super market with my two year old. We had got to the Jellies aisle and I asked her if she wanted red or purple jelly. She said no I want "poop jelly". I said, "they don't have "poop jelly". DO you want red or purple. Again and louder she said, "No, poop jelly". A store worker heard her and started to laugh. He said, "I have to figure out this one". He started to remove jars or different colors and asking it this was "poop jelly". By this time she was getting irritated with use and was screaming in the store "poop jelly". A few ladies walking buy also had to help us find the "poop jelly". We were all laughing and my poop daughter was so frustrated. "poop jelly, poop jelly", she was yelling. We had got a crowd of two store clerks and 3 customers searching for "poop jelly". One elderly and very smart woman said to her, "honey can you show me the poop jelly". She nodded her head yes and the woman pulled her out of the cart. The wise woman said, "point to the poop jelly". My daughter points to the very end of the aisle were there was a small jar of jelly with Winnie the Pooh on the jar. We all laughed so hard and I moved on with the "poop jelly" in my cart and still have the "poop jelly" glass.

Venus



Money talks. Chocolate sings!

That's the problem when the couldn't talk like us. I think you will get
similar problems as I remember from my nephews and nieces.
Thanks for sharing.

Regards,

Silvia
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Happy Saturday all. It is a beautiful day here which I wish it wasn't. I
have a lot of flowers to plant and weeds to pull and I would rather be
inside sewing. I love rainy days..SIGH..

I thought I would give you all a funny story to start your day. This is
completely true because it happened to me. I was at the super market with
my two year old. We had got to the Jellies aisle and I asked her if she
wanted red or purple jelly. She said no I want "poop jelly". I said, "they
don't have "poop jelly". DO you want red or purple. Again and louder she
said, "No, poop jelly". A store worker heard her and started to laugh. He
said, "I have to figure out this one". He started to remove jars or
different colors and asking it this was "poop jelly". By this time she was
getting irritated with use and was screaming in the store "poop jelly". A
few ladies walking buy also had to help us find the "poop jelly". We were
all laughing and my poop daughter was so frustrated. "poop jelly, poop
jelly", she was yelling. We had got a crowd of two store clerks and 3
customers searching for "poop jelly". One elderly and very smart woman said
to her, "honey can you show me the poop jelly". She nodded her head yes and
the woman pulled her out of the cart. The wise woman said, "point to the
poop jelly". My daughter points to the very end of the aisle were there was
a small jar of jelly with Winnie the Pooh on the jar. We all laughed so
hard and I moved on with the "poop jelly" in my cart and still have the
"poop jelly" glass.

Venus



Money talks. Chocolate sings!





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I love this, it reminds me of what my daughter said to the whole church including the minister when my son was being christened, She had problems her P sounds she would subtitute them with a T,, When they got ready to Chritian him the minister was talking to her so she would not be upset that they where pooring water on her baby brother,, one of they things he asked her about was what her Daddy did for work. Well he was in the Navy,So her answer to him was my Daddy is on a big Shit,, he asked her to repeat what he was on,, so very loudly she said a BIG SHITTTTTTTTT.
We where so inbarrassed .
And had just turned 3 when she said it. It still gives us a laugh to remember it ,, She will be 21 on Tuesday,
Tonya

ha ha ha that is too cute.

V
I love this, it reminds me of what my daughter said to the whole church including the minister when my son was being christened, She had problems her P sounds she would subtitute them with a T,, When they got ready to Chritian him the minister was talking to her so she would not be upset that they where pooring water on her baby brother,, one of they things he asked her about was what her Daddy did for work. Well he was in the Navy,So her answer to him was my Daddy is on a big Shit,, he asked her to repeat what he was on,, so very loudly she said a BIG SHITTTTTTTTT.
We where so inbarrassed .
And had just turned 3 when she said it. It still gives us a laugh to remember it ,, She will be 21 on Tuesday,
Tonya

How cute!

Shirley J Olsen

My son at 3 embarressed me in chruch also. He had just noticed that this step dad had wiskers (5:00 shadow the day before) and he was talking to the woman sitting next to us and said loudly (why is it they have to say these things loudly :P)"My daddy has wiskeys" I just turned around to her and said, whiskers, he means whiskers :P, hehe.

Vicky
"Remember the worth of souls is great in the sight of God" D&C 18:10

Thanks for the funny stories you've had me giggling out loud all
morning reading these!! My kids have also said the funniest
things. My husband is in the forces and he spent some time in
hospital and when we went to pick him up my son saw a man in uniform
and yelled "there's daddy", on seeing another man in uniform yelled
out "there another daddy". Realising that all the men were
dressed "like daddy" he proceeded to yell "wow, I have a lot of
daddies"!!! Not sure what every one was thinking but I sure was
embarressed LOL.

Lisa Hill

Venus:

I just love it!

Kathy

When I first got back to Ohio, my great Aunt passed away. She was dearly loved by all of us. My oldest daughter at the time was only 2. She behaved all thru the ordeal, till the church. At that time this little girl was VERY shy and would only get near or talk to me, my Mom or my brothers. Church was all quiet while we waited for minister to come out. Altar boys first came out and lit the candles in front of the alter. All of a sudden this tiny little voice bursts out with HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..everyone in church was laughing...that would have made my Aunt smile...
Sue H

Another funny church one..my Mom told me how when we were young, went to church all the time and on friendly terms with minister etc....well, I guess my Dad fell asleep during most of the services, but this one time, he was really snoring. LOL..Mom said Rev. Cole stopped the service, said "Dorothy, want to wake Edward up now, I'm getting to the good part" Boy was she embarassed
Sue H

Aww how sweet.

V

Bit late posting this but can you believe it, middle of a heat wave
and I go down with flu. I don't remember much of the last few days.

It happened last week, we were in Burger King with the foster kids
and we were playing a game where you have to substitute the first
letter or add on to make a funny word and then they have to guess the
real word, we were using the letter W. eg I sat at my wesk, I have a
womputer, I saw a welliphant.
As we were leaving a little boy held the door open and I reminded the
kids to be polite. Have you guessed it? My 4yr old sweetie shouted at
the top of his voice "Wank you!!!" the whole of BK looked on in
startled silence and I'm sure I saw one dad choke on his burger.
I love kids (specially on toast):-)))
Mumtomanyuk

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I love this, it reminds me of what my daughter said to the whole

church including the minister when my son was being christened, She
had problems her P sounds she would subtitute them with a T,, When
they got ready to Chritian him the minister was talking to her so she
would not be upset that they where pooring water on her baby
brother,, one of they things he asked her about was what her Daddy
did for work. Well he was in the Navy,So her answer to him was my
Daddy is on a big Shit,, he asked her to repeat what he was on,, so
very loudly she said a BIG SHITTTTTTTTT.

We where so inbarrassed .
And had just turned 3 when she said it. It still gives us a laugh

to remember it ,, She will be 21 on Tuesday,

Tonya