THE POSTMAN
Funny how fears change right? What are adults afraid of?
well, death, and sickness,right? As a young man, some of us remember
being afraid of being drafted, right? How about being alone?
The list goes on does it not? Fears are different when you?
are a kid. The unknown can conjure up all kinds of things
to be afraid of, and if you have only lived a few years, the
world is a big place, right? Funny thing, I remember when I was
a kid I was scared to turn out the light. Now as an adult, I get?
my electric bill, and then I am scared to turn on the light!?
Go figger.
ENJOY THE JOKES
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A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I?
want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains?
cremated."?"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your?
ashes?"?The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to?
the Inland Revenue and write on the envelope, " Now you have everything.'"??
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Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting?
goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little?
perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty?
blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily?
greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today?
before he needed her help. She obliged him and let him do?
his thing.?Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling,?
"Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new?
Mercedes!"?"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"?
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license?
plate number!"?
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Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?
A: They don't like their brains being screwed with.
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest?
tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying?
"you do God's work."?The next morning the barber found a?
dozen bibles at the? door to his shop.?
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again?
the barber refused payment saying "you protect the public."?
The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the?
door to his shop.?A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut,?
and again the? barber refused payment saying "you serve the?
justice? system."?The next morning the barber found a dozen?
lawyers waiting? for a haircut.? ?
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wake up in the morning
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if you are worried
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center of attention
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spare parts
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update password
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men don't grow up
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dryer sheets
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a multipurpose tool
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arguing with a woman
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a dna kit
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you don't love me
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bad kitty
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for sale
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star bucks
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a success
