"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. We also
wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars
of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America
is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America
in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement
any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher."
