??? Nobody
remembers
?
What do you call 47 millionaires sitting
around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
??? The Dallas
Cowboys
?
What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super
Bowl ring?
??? A
thief
?
What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham
have in common?
??? They both can make 70,000
people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
?
Why was Jerry Jones upset when the Cowboys
play book was stolen?
??? He hadn't finished coloring
it.
?
A man had four tickets to a Dallas Cowboys
football game.? He went to a mall to
do some shopping the day before the game.?
He parked and locked his car in the parking lot, with the four game
tickets lying on the dashboard.? As
he walked out of the mall several hours later, he thought it looked like someone
had broken into his car.? And when
he got up next to his car, his worst fears were confirmed.? His car had been broken into and someone
had left four ADDITIONAL Cowboys tickets on the dashboard.
?
Why don't the Dallas Cowboys play on natural
grass?
??? Because the players will
smoke all the grass and snort up all the lines.
?
Albert Einstein arrives at a party,
introduces himself to the first person he sees, and asks, "What is your
IQ?"? The man answers, "241."? "That is wonderful," says Albert.? "We will talk about the Grand
Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe.? We will have much to discuss!"? Next Albert introduces himself to a
woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"?
The lady answers, "144."?
"That is great!" responds Albert.?
"We can discuss politics and current affairs.? We will have much to discuss!"? Albert goes to another person and asks,
"What is your IQ?"? The man answers,
"51."? Albert responds, "So how
'bout them Cowboys?"
?
The Texas State Police are cracking down on
speeders heading into Dallas.? For
the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboys tickets.? If you get stopped a second time, they
make you use them.
?
I took my uncle to the doctor yesterday.? He has cancer, AIDS, and hepatitis.? He went in the waiting room and sat down
next to a guy in a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt.?
Just goes to show you - there's always someone worse
off!
?
A liar, a murderer, and a cheater walk into a
bar...The Dallas Cowboys must be in town!
