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The Wrong Body:?Ryan Smith, 42, and another employee of Mid America First Call collected the body of someone who died of natural causes in Papillion, Neb. That wasn’t what made Smith’s public defender, Joseph Fabian, call it an “extremely strange situation,” or what caused Sarpy County District Court Judge Nathan Cox to sentence Smith to 90 days in jail. It was what happened later, when Smith contacted the property manager, claiming the sheriff’s office had told him to swab a life-sized — anatomically correct — doll, for “a biopsy.” The property manager refused. A short time later, the manager investigated noises at the residence and discovered the door was locked — and Smith was inside “with his clothing disheveled.” Smith left, promising to return with a warrant, but the manager didn’t wait: he called the cops. Smith pleaded no contest to theft, criminal trespassing, and impersonating an officer. Judge Cox said the theft and trespassing were issues, but “more concerning for him is the impersonating an officer.” (MS/WOWT Omaha)?...More concerning than “playing doctor” with the doll?

It Was Definitely Her:?“It wasn’t me,” insisted Sabrina Coyne, 34, after she was stopped by deputies from the Lee County (Fla.) Sheriff’s Office,who were investigating a disturbance — at her ex-husband’s house. The ex called 911 when he heard a window smash — because a brick was thrown through it. The forward-thinking man had security cameras, which allegedly caught clear images of his ex-wife hurling the brick into the window. Further, the brick was engraved: “First Date. Sabrina & [redacted] Jet Skiing with [redacted]. June 14, 2020.” But still, “It wasn’t me,” she said. Yet they were speaking to her inside the home, where the ex said she was not welcome to be. She was arrested, charged with criminal mischief, and “throwing a deadly missile into an occupied dwelling.” (RC/WFLA Tampa)?...Florida has the best laws!

White and Bright:?It was witnesses who called the police, not the victim, when a man approached a 13-year-old girl, asked her about her hair, “picked up her hair, placed it in his mouth, and made a flossing motion,” says Sgt. Dwayne English of the Joliet (Ill.) Police Dept. Carlos Martins, of Detroit, Mich., then sat behind the girl in a church “and started growling at her.” Martins is the host of a podcast called “The Exorcist Files” — he’s a Roman Catholic priest at the Companions of the Cross Church in Detroit — and styles himself after the priest in the 1973 film?The Exorcist.?Martins turned himself in at the police department, where he was cited for misdemeanor battery. Companions of the Cross says he is suspended until his criminal case is resolved. (RC/WJBK Detroit)?...Maybe he should have styled himself after the priest in the 1945 film?The Bells of St. Mary.

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