Daily Clean Jokes for February 6, 2025
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Daily Clean Jokes for February 6, 2025 ? ? ? Today's Clean Pun:???Texas makes me think of the old slogan "Remember the Alamo." It seems that during that battle, the guy in charge of the whole thing put his wife, of all people, on the battle line. She was shot by the enemy, shattered her patella, and had to be removed from the front line. After the fighting was over, she divorced her husband, and sued for Alamo knee. ? ? Quote of the Day:???¡°The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back.¡±?-- Unknown ? ? Today's One-Liner:???The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. ???????????????????????????????????? ? Quick Jokes ? "Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." ? "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." ? ----- ? A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out of his wheelchair, when I noticed the man had a tattoo on his knee. ? "What's that?" I asked, unable to make out the design. ? "It's a banjo," he said sheepishly. "I'm from Alabama." ? Received from Laugh & Lift ? ? Please feel welcome to forward this email to your?friends, inviting them to become a member of the Daily Clean Jokes family! ? To SUBSCRIBE:?dailycleanjokes-subscribe@... ? ????????? Clean Laffs ? "Chinese authorities have seized 30,000 tons of what? Chicken feet. Because they're tainted. Well, there goes my cookout."?-- Dave Letterman ? "According to an anthropologist from the University of Hawaii, who spent years studying this, Hello Kitty is not actually a cat. I hope the anthropologist was studying other stuff, too."?-- Jimmy Kimmel ? "A new study found that having a big wedding boosts your chance of having a good marriage. While having a destination wedding boosts your chance of having friends who hate you."?-- Jimmy Fallon ? ----- ? What The New Job-Lingo Really Means ? * JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY - We have no time to train you. ? * CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. ? * MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. ? * SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time each weekend. ? * DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around. ? * MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality control. ? * CAREER-MINDED - Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). ? * NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. ? * SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE - You'll need it to replace three people who just left. ? * PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. ? * REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. ? * GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it. ? *-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------* ? A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" ? The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!" ? The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. ? So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is....MOLASSES!" ? Received from Clean Laffs ? ? Defrosting the Turkey ? We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first dinner. ? I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey. ? Our daughter turned to my wife and said, "Mom, you always did it that way." ? "Yes," my wife replied, "but you don't have a cat!" ? ----- ? I am a nutritional overachiever. ? Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth's Good Clean Fun. ? ? Thought for the Day ? "Doctors say that cheerful people resist disease better than glum people. In other words, it's the surly bird who catches the germ." ? From Fishwrapper ? ----- ? Miscellaimlessly: From Pun American Newsletter ? Dear Sir: Your account has been on our books for over a year. We want to remind you that we have now carried you longer than your mother did. ? Did you hear about the groom who tried to kiss the bride in the fog and mist? ? The trouble with starting a trash collection service is that you'realways at people's disposal. ? I'm moving to Pennsylvania. I always wanted a Gettysburg address. ? After his classroom had been remodeled, the college professor washeard moaning about missing the good old dais. ? The college freshman had gone to sleep in English class, so the professor threw a book at him.??"What hit me?" asked the startled freshman.??"That," replied the professor, "was a flying Chaucer." ? There was a dentist??who was convicted of incisor trading. (Pun of the Day) ? Received from Syman Says;?SYMANSAYS@... ? ? An Accident 'Funny' ? Husband's Message (by cellphone): ? Honey, I was involved in a car accident.??Paula brought me to the Hospital. ? They have been making tests and taking X-rays. ? The blow to my head has been very severe, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury. ? But I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot. ? Wife's Response: ? Who is Paula? ? Forwarded by Steve Sanderson ? ----- ? It's okay to be smarter than people ... just don't tell them so. ? Received from Mikey's Funnies ? ? Bob was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission.??Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. ? After several days, Bob again contacted the phone company and told that there was no longer a rush. The phone was now working fine ... except that all money was being returned upon completion of each call. ? A repairman arrived within the hour! ? ----- ? It Made My Day: ? I went to go get my chewed up nails worked on and when I sat down, the nail technician took one look at them and said "Don't worry, we can rebuild them. We have the technology." IMMD ? Received from Da Mouse Tracks ? ? MOTHER SAYS?-?Throughout the centuries, mothers have been given their children plenty of good advice and notable quotes. Here's just a small sampling: ? - PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:??"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!" - MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER:??"I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be??growing under your bed?" - MONA LISA'S MOTHER:??"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" - HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:???"Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!" - COLUMBUS'S MOTHER:??"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!" ? - BABE RUTH'S MOTHER:??"Babe, how many times have I told you¡ quit playing ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!" - MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:??"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?" - NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:??"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside??your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!" - CUSTER'S MOTHER:??"Now, George, remember what I told you don't go biting off more than you can chew!" - ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:??"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?" ? - BARNEY'S MOTHER:??"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple." - MARY'S MOTHER:???"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you." - BATMAN'S MOTHER:??"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?" - GOLDILOCKS'S MOTHER:??"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?" - LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:??"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, There'll be a lot more spiders around here!" ? - ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:??"But, Albert, It's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something . . . ?" - GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:??"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!" - SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:??"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?" - And finally . . . THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:??"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!" ? Received from Guffaw Fodder ? ? Punnies ? A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. ? Tubeless is a product of tireless effort!¡± ? The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. ? Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.??(Pun of the Day) ? ? Daily Thoughts ? "I'm done with those; regrets are an excuse for people who have failed.¡±?~ Ned Vizzini ? "Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don't believe it."?~ Andrew Solomon ? "The only person who can pull me down is myself, and I'm not going to let myself pull me down anymore.¡±?~ C. JoyBell C ? ----- ? The Accident ? Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death. I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens." ? Sam continued, "I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head." ? There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, "Who is Mary?" ? Received from Steve's Just for Grins ? ? Pickup ? Guy: Is you dad still in jail? ? Girl: For what? ? Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes! ? Received from aJokeADay.com ? ? A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: ? "My other vehicle is the mahayana." ? Received from Beliefnet.com.??BAD JOKE DISCLAIMER: We recognize that religious humor can be risky. It is our hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these objectionable, we apologize. As with most jokes, the original authors are unknown - but we thank them. ? ? Dog Washing ? A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. ? "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." ? "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." ? But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. ? About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. ? "Oh, he died," the boy said. ? The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." ? "Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." ? "Oh? What was it then?" ? "I think it was the spin cycle!" ? ----- ? The After-life ? If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He might find himself being sized up by God. ? "...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" ? Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" ? God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." ? "Fine, but where should I go first?" ? God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." ? Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." ? So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. ? There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. ? The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. ? Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" ? "Fine," said God, and off they went. ? Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. ? It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. ? Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think prefer Hell," he told God. ? "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." ? So Bill Gates went to Hell. ? Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. ? When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. ? He was being burned and tortured by demons. ? "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked. ? Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful; this is NOT what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?" ? God says, "That was the screen saver." ? ----- ? An Addiction ? Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. ? Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. ? Well what if I didn't drink this beer? Those workers might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. ? Then I said to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ? ----- ? My Husband ? When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run. I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. ? Finally, though, I thought of a clever way to make my point. ? When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated out in the yard in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. ? He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments, when he came out again he handed me a toothbrush. ? "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk too." ? The doctors say he will probably live, but I can guarantee you, it will be quite a while before those casts come off!" ? ----- ? Tough Questions for Men ? The 5 toughest questions for men are: ? 1. What are you thinking about? ? 2. Do you love me? ? 3. Do I look fat? ? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? ? 5. What would you do if I died? ? What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly ( i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. ? Question # 1: What are you thinking about? ? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." ? (Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!") ? Question # 2: Do you love me? ? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." ? Inappropriate responses include: ? a. Oh Yeah, loads. ? b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes? ? c. That depends on what you mean by love. ? d. Does it matter? ? e. Who, me? ? Question # 3: Do I look fat? ? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" ? Among the incorrect answers are: ? a. Compared to what? ? b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. ? c. A little extra weight looks good on you. ? d. I've seen fatter. ? e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died. ? Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? ? Once again, the proper response is always: "Of course not!" ? Incorrect responses include: ? a. Yes, but you have a better personality. ? b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner. ? c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age. ? d. Define pretty.. ? e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died. ? Question# 5: What would you do if I died? ? A definite no-win question. ? ----- ? Late Night Funny #1 ? Mitt Romney announced that he is no longer considering running for president in 2016. As opposed to those other guys who forgot about running ¡ª the Seattle Seahawks. ? Jimmy Fallon ? ----- ? Late Night Funny #2 ? I think the Seahawks should have given the ball to Marshawn Lynch. That would have shut him up. Katy Perry could have run it in for a touchdown. ? David Letterman ? ----- ? Late Night Funny #3 ? An amazing Super Bowl last evening. The New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks both defeated the Seattle Seahawks. ? Seth Meyers ? ----- ? Late Night Funny #4 ? Tom Brady was named Super Bowl MVP and was given a new Chevy truck. Brady says the truck handles great, especially after he let some air out of the tires. ? Seth Meyers ? Received from ArcaMax Jokes ? ? (From the Archives) ? A Guide to Investments ? STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it.??It will then be worth $8.50. BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com. BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note the first five letters of this word spell "Broke". ? BEAR: What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you. BULL: What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter. MARGIN: Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be listening to your manager's presentation. ? SHORT POSITION: A type of trade where, in theory, a person sells stocks he doesn't actually own.??Since this also only ever works in theory, a short position is what a person usually ends up being in (i.e.??"The rent, sir? Hahaha, well, I'm a little short this month."). COMMISSION: The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one. YAK: What you do into a pail when you discover your stocks have plunged and your broker is making a margin call. ? Received from You Make Me Laugh ? ? Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. ? Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee." ? The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?" ? "Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard." ? Received from jshylumcleanjokes ? ? After two long, dark, icy winters of duty in Alaska, my daughter and her husband were assigned to Holloman Air Force Base in southern New Mexico. One week after their arrival it snowed -- the first snow in that desert region for years. ? "The Air Force is great," said my son-in-law. "They not only moved us down here, bag and baggage, they also flew in the weather." ? Submitted to Reader's Digest by Mac O'Hearn ? ? Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" ? "But why, Mom???I don't want to go." ? "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." ? "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" ? "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." ? "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." ? "Well, for one, you're 52 years old.??And for another, you're the Principal!" ? Received from Jo Anne Breitmeyer ? ? Daily Trivia Question:???Before his breakthrough role as a mopey werewolf, who played Sharkboy in "The Adventure of Sharkboy and Lavagirl"? A) Taylor Lautner B) Robert Pattinson C) Ian Somerhalder D) Paul Wesley Answer:??Taylor Lautner was Sharkboy. ? ? What¡¯s on the Web? ----------------------- ? Britain¡¯s Got Talent? ? ? ----- ? *Eye Laugh* ? ? JEST FOR KIDS 02-06-25 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year olds in your life ? RIDDLES ? Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9? ? Where do trains race? At a track meet. ? Why does a lion kneel before it springs? Because it is?preying??(Stan Kegel) ? What do they call a physiotherapist in Egypt? A Cairopractor. ? What does a frog do when its car breaks down? ? It gets toad!? ? PUNS & SHORT JOKES ? Horses may get into the movies, but they're usually saddled with the bit parts.? ? ¡°Try some of my Marathon Chili¡± ¡°Why do you call it Marathon Chili?¡± ¡°After you eat it you run all day.¡±?(Crock: Rechin & Wilder) ? College bred is a four-year loaf made out of the old man's dough. ? "Waiter, I'm just wondering, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die.? ? I named my racehorse " Raspberry Ice" because he's a sherbet. ? When a fully loaded tractor trailer overturned near our small city, the local newspaper ran a photo of the rig and 48,000 pounds of lumber strewn across the roadway. The caption read: "How much wood can a wood truck chuck?" ? PUN SERIES JOBS ? I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work. ? I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough. ? I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. ? I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive. ? I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot. ? I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class. ? GROANERS & LONG JOKES ? Mary had a little lamb She fed it kerosene The little lamb sat near a fire Since then she's not benzene (Lederer & Ertner) ? The redneck patient was being admonished by the doctor at the local health clinic. "Until the penicillin cleans out your infection, you ain't to have no relations whatsoever!" Pausing for a moment, the young patient replied, "Okay, but what about friends 'n neighbors?"? ? At one time, the piers up and down the Mississippi were deemed unsafe and were torn down. During the rebuilding process, the riverboats couldn't dock, and people wishing to embark on them had to walk through the water to reach them. This is the origin of the well-known phrase, "Wading for the Robert E. Lee."??(Cynthia MacGregor) ? All but two of the ballerinas were in costume early for the matinee performance. At 1:55, the distressed director asked the remaining women why they weren't dressed yet. The first one said, "It may seem like a silly superstition, but I never put mine on until two minutes before the performance - 1:58." "What about you? The same thing?" he asked the other dancer. "Oh, yes. I have a two to two tutu, too!" ? As an investigator for the Fantasy Beings' Fair Housing Commission, Ferdinand Feghoot was assigned to look into complaints that the town of Donnybrook was systematically excluding the fictive. The Mayor of Donnybrook was indignant. "That's nonsense!" he fumed. "Why, we have several families of Hobbits living here, the principal of our high school is an Elf, and one of our aldermen is an Orc." Feghoot shook his head sadly. "That," he replied, "is only Tolkien integration."?(By Alan Follett based on a character by Richard Bretner) ? ----- AND IN THE NEWS ? Pete Carroll will be starring in a new movie, "The Wrongest Yard."?(Marc Ragovin) ? Tom Brady says he plans to give the Chevy Colorado he won as Super Bowl MVP to Malcolm Butler. A nice gesture. Though before Butler drives the truck he might want to check the pressure in the tires.?(Janice Hough)? ? Musician Kid Rock came under fire for posting a photo of himself holding a cougar that he had just killed. People were outraged until they realized the cougar was one of the "Real Housewives of Orange County."?(Conan O'Brien) ? Piston¡¯s guard Brandon Jennings recently recorded the NBA¡¯s first 20-20 game in five years -- 24 points, 21 assists. No one has looked so good in the paint since Sports Illustrated airbrushed a swimsuit on Kate Upton.?(RJ Currie) ? Some blame the measles outbreak on undocumented immigrants. Considering that this all started from Disneyland, and a single day at the park is $400 for a family of four before parking and food (closer to $600 if you also visit California Adventure), I'm thinking the odds of the child in question being from a wealthy anti-vaccine family are more than slightly higher.?(Janice Hough) ? AND FROM THE PAST ? "I gotta tell you, you know, the folks here at NBC, they don't handle these things well. They don't have a lot of tact. Like, after they cancelled the show, they told me if I put on ten pounds I could get on 'Biggest Loser."??(Jay Leno 1/10)? ? The Los Angeles City Council agreed Tuesday to allow seventy medical marijuana stores in the city. It's big business. The Pot Party is so powerful in the Golden State that once a year the governor gives a speech to a joint session of Californians.?(Argus Hamilton 2/10)? ? A Wisconsin woman who tied up her cheating lover and glued his penis to his stomach, last July, was sentenced to community service. Community service? I think that's abuse of the penal code!?(Jerry?Perisho 2/10) ? Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, who gave Patriots quarterback Tom Brady a son Dec. 8, chose to do it via a water birth in their home bathtub. So much for all those NFL pundits who predicted she'd direct-snap it to him.?(Dwight Perry 2/10) ? A seed shortage for cucumbers, carrots and onions across the country could imperil home gardens. Fortunately, in California there are plenty of marijuana seeds available for people to raise their own prescriptions.?(Jim Barach 2/10)? Received from Stan Kegel;?skegel@... ? ?
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