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CORNY JOKES What is Forrest Gump¡¯s email password? 1forrest1. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it. What¡¯s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They¡¯re both purple except for the rabbit. I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant. What¡¯s red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I¡¯m still working on it. Why should you never trust stairs? They¡¯re always up to something. Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired. How do you measure a snake? In inches¡ªthey don¡¯t have feet. What does a house wear? Address! ???? ??Cookie??
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Cocoa ? Quote "Each time I tell myself ?it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot cocoa ? " - Aurelien Parent Koenig ????? Coffee ? Pun There¡¯s nothing like a jolt ?of caffeine ?to get you going in the morning ? ! ????? Tea ? Caption Come, let us have some tea ? and continue to talk ?about happy ? things." ????? ??Cookie??
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¡°New month, new intentions, new goals, new love, new light, and new beginnings.¡± ¨C April Mae Monterrosa ??Cookie??
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Daily FunTrivia for May 13 25:
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Email Daily TriviaPlay each day & forward to your friends! Sports: Name the Sport: Name the Sport : Ridiculous Sports1Which sport, played on sand by women in bikinis, became a Summer Olympic sport in 1996? Figure skating Pole dancing Beach volleyball Lingerie football History: Famous Dates: Pick The Date: It Happened on a Tuesday2On Tuesday, April 20, 1999, two students at Columbine High School went on a killing spree. After murdering several people, the two then committed suicide. In which American state did this tragedy occur? Nevada California Texas Colorado Geography: Cities of the World: Cities of the World: Keep Out of Reach3Almost at the end of her trip, Getha comes to a large world capital. The city is located on an island called Honshu. Here she can visit Ueno Park, where she will find several national museums. Which city is number nine on the trip? Omsk Tokyo Oslo Quito General: 11-50: 11-50: Ten on Twelve4Bruce Willis stars as a convict time traveler along with Madeleine Stowe and Brad Pitt in what 1995 film that portrays a future time where people are forced to live underground due to rampant disease? 12 Armies 12 Deaths 12 Monkeys 12 Gorillas Music: Music Grab Bag: Music Grab Bag: The Greats' Origins5Which of these bands gave Ozzy Osbourne, a heavy-rock pioneer, his formal start? Quiet Riot Necromandus Black Sabbath Incubus World: UK Commercials: UK Commercials: Old UK Television Ads6Which English footballer advertises "Walkers Crisps"? Gary Lineker David Seaman Alan Shearer Teddy Sherringham Animals: Australia: Australia: Australian Animals Attack!7I am a large marsupial mammal inhabiting nearly all of the Australian mainland. I am usually wary of humans, however, when provoked I can attack, overpower and kill adult human beings. What is my name? Emu Wombat Cassowary Kangaroo Humanities: Vocabulary: Vocabulary: Words For Containers8Which of these does *not* come out of a tub? ice cream margarine paint toothpaste Movies: Grab Bag - Average 10: Grab Bag - Average 10: Random Movie Mixture9James Cameron directed this award-winning movie about a big ship. What was this movie called? Row, Row, Row Your Boat Gently Down The Stream Titanic Cape Fear Casablanca Literature: Literary Titles: Literary Titles: Name That Book!10Some cranky ol' sea captain lost his leg to a cranky ol' whale. Now he's out for revenge. What is the name of this book? The Sea Wolf The Perfect Storm Moby Dick Jaws *** Submit your answers now & compare scores: Play the FunTrivia.com Daily Trivia Game Mary Live long and prosper
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