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CORNY JOKES?

What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

What did the snail who was riding on the turtle¡¯s back say? Wheeeee!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.

How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.

Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don¡¯t peel.

What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!

How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.

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