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CORNY JOKES?

The first rule of the Alzheimer¡¯s club is¡­ Wait, where are we again?


Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.


Where should you go in the room if you¡¯re feeling cold? The corner¡ªthey¡¯re usually 90 degrees.


What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? ¡°Make me one with everything.¡±


Why don¡¯t blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs.


What¡¯s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.


I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.


How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.


What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.


What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I¡¯ll hang around.


What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.

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