CORNY JOKES?
What¡¯s an astronaut¡¯s favorite candy? A Mars bar.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?? The baa-baa shop.
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Why are there gates around cemeteries??
Because people are dying to get in.
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
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What¡¯s the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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34. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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35. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it¡¯s full.
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36. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
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37. Why can¡¯t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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38. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
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39. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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40. Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
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