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Re: Captioned Critters Thanksgiving
 Mary
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Re: Captioned Critters Thanksgiving
Mary
Live long and prosper
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Re: Quarantine Kitchen: Cranberry Sauce
Mary
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From: lacatman7 via groups.io <lacatman7@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Thu, Nov 26, 2020 2:38 am Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Quarantine Kitchen: Cranberry Sauce I wouldn't recommend this recipe as demonstrated, but hey--you do you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rU8o_FDGlo
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Re: Badda Bing, Badda--Drumstick??
Mary
Live long and prosper
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From: lacatman7 via groups.io <lacatman7@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Thu, Nov 26, 2020 2:37 am Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Badda Bing, Badda--Drumstick?? "What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?" "A har-vest."
"Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?" "There was no thyme!"
"What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?" "Nothing¡ªit's already stuffed."
"Which holiday is Dracula's favorite?" "Fangs-giving."
"What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?" "The turkey trot."
"What instrument does a turkey play?" "The drumsticks!"
"What kind of key can't open doors?" "A tur-key."
"What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?" "Squash casserole."
"What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?" "The casse-role."
"What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?" "Monster mash potatoes and grave-y."
"What's a turkey's favorite dessert?" "Peach gobbler!"
"Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?" "It had 24 carrots."
"What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?" "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
"Why did the cranberries turn red?" "Because they saw the turkey dressing."
"My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That's it. That's the joke."
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't drink eat this much!"
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Tamara." "Tamara who?" "Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body seen the turkey?"
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Arthur." "Arthur who?" "Arthur any leftovers?"
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Re: Dieting For The Big Day (Or Season)
Mary
Live long and prosper
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From: Lacatman7@... [FunnyPicsClub] <FunnyPicsClub@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Wed, Nov 25, 2020 4:36 pm Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Dieting For The Big Day (Or Season) Today it is all about dieting prior to the opening up of the festive season. So let us be more careful. Here are some very useful handy tips. 1. If you eat something and no one saw it ¨C it has no calories. 2. When you eat with someone else, the calories don¡¯t count if they ate more. 3. Tasting someone else¡¯s food doesn¡¯t count. 4. If people around us gain weight, we automatically become thinner. 5. If whatever you buy comes with an extra portion of free food--or at least a discount coupon for more of that product--it doesn¡¯t count. 6. Every food you split into smaller pieces will contain less calories. 7. Tasting food while preparing it is essential, and therefore ¨C healthy. 8. Foods with similar colors contain the same amount of calories. This is why it¡¯s fine to eat pistachio ice cream instead of spinach. 9. Chocolate has a dedicated area in the stomach, which is why you should have it with every meal. 10. Frozen foods, such as ice cream, contain no calories. The reason is that a calorie is a measurement of heat units. 11. If you are shamed for your? food choices--particularly if they involve pumpkin or pumpkin spice anything--being shamed burns calories, therefore those calories don't count.
12. Refer to #11 for any other foods you may choose to indulge in.
Best wishes, loose clothing and larger belts to everyone!
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Daily FunTrivia for Nov 25 20:
Daily Email TriviaPlay each day & forward to your friends!
Geography:
United States:
USA: What A Strange State You're In! Part 2
Nevada
North Dakota
New Hampshire
New Jersey
Sci / Tech:
Medical Lingo / Abbreviations:
Medical Lingo / Abbreviations: Your What Hurts?
Pelvis
Right ankle
Thoracic spine
Neck
Literature:
Fables and Fairy Tales:
Fables and Fairy Tales: How Grimm
very long fair hair
an elegant figure
bright blue eyes
a sweet smile
People:
Mixed People:
Mixed People: Commonly Bonded
William Shakespeare
Geoffrey Chaucer
Thomas Beckett
Conroy Malficient
History:
April May June:
April May June: May 10th
Pierre III
Louis II
Louis XVI
Phillie XV
Hobbies:
Monopoly (U.S. Version):
Monopoly (U.S. Version): American Monopoly Mania!
4
5
3
2
Movies:
Classics - Tough:
Classics - Tough: Classic Films of the '30s, '40s and '50s.
Boys Will Be Boys
The Ghost Of St. Michaels
Good Morning Boys
Goodbye Mr. Chips
Sports:
Name the Sport:
Name the Sport : Various Sports Heroes
football
rugby
baseball
basketball
General:
Alphabetics:
Alphabetics: It is either: A, B, C or D!
Apollo 13
Coperal 14
Beta 12
Double 15
Animals:
Cats:
Cats: The Wonderful Cat Quizola!
Ragdoll
Manx
Ragmuffin
Maine Coon
*** Submit your answers now & compare scores:
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Mary Live long and prosper
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Re: Squirrel Keeps Coming Back To Rescue Mom
I'm glad you liked it, Mary! A extremely touching story
Mary
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From: lacatman7 via groups.io <lacatman7@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Wed, Nov 25, 2020 2:32 am Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Squirrel Keeps Coming Back To Rescue Mom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MSOJgPkVfc
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Re: Squirrel Keeps Coming Back To Rescue Mom
A extremely touching story
Mary
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From: lacatman7 via groups.io <lacatman7@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Wed, Nov 25, 2020 2:32 am Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Squirrel Keeps Coming Back To Rescue Mom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MSOJgPkVfc
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Re: Pun-ishment
Mary
Live Long and prosper
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From: lacatman7 via groups.io <lacatman7@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Wed, Nov 25, 2020 2:30 am Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Pun-ishment  
 
   
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Re: Missing Thanksgiving - The Holderness Family
Mary
Live long and prosper
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From: lacatman7 via groups.io <lacatman7@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Tue, Nov 24, 2020 5:31 pm Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Missing Thanksgiving - The Holderness Family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Uw5BBJUTE
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Re: Thanksgiving toons
I agree have a safe fun-filled holiday weekend
Mary
Live long and prosper
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From: lacatman7 via groups.io <lacatman7@...> To: lacatman7@... Sent: Tue, Nov 24, 2020 4:15 pm Subject: [FunnyPicsClub] Thanksgiving toons All humor aside, I hope that everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving--with Covid crisis precautions taken!??
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