Twas for the good of my country I should be abroad
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I'm still worried about Jim Hudson. This is quite
different.? This takes place on a much
less emotional plane.? This took place at
an inspection of an American army camp where they had the lady soldiers of the
American army whose initials escape me for the moment.
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And there was an inspection and they were called upon to
number.
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So these girls, all in their lovely uniforms, they numbered
and it sounded like this, "One Two Three Four Five (deep voice)"
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At this "five", the sergeant's eyebrows lifted,
and he said,? "Would you say that
again, number five."
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"Five"
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So he shipped this girl straight into the orderly room and
spare searching questions were asked, and it was discovered that this girl was
in fact a man.?
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They got this man and they said, "What was the idea of
enlisting in the women's army?"
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And he said, "Well, you see, I joined up in the men's
army but I'm too small and they wouldn't have me."
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They said, "You can't just join up as a woman, you're a
guy."
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He said, "Well, I wanted to fight, but I couldn't join
the men's army, so I joined the woman's army. It was for the good of my country
that I should be a broad."
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Denis Norden 580611b
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