580625a A Carpenter's known by his chips
A Carpenter's known by his chips
(Swift)
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My story starts in a lonely, rather deserted street in a
town not a thousand miles from Piccadilly Circus.? Wandsworth actually.? It's a borough isn't it, not a town, but
never mind.
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There were two fried fish shops in this street.? Follow me very carefully here.?? One was run by a chap called Charlie
Holmes.? And these fish shops were in
deadly rivalry
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And Charlie Holmes suddenly got all the trade because he'd
put a big neon sign outside his fish shop saying, "There's no place like
Holmes's"
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And he got all the trade.?
And this other chap, old Alf Carpenter, he was absolutely furious at
this, so he said to his staff.? He only
had one staff because they were very small shops, and his staff was the batter
man, a chap called Gunga Din.
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He said to Gunga Din, "Now if you can think of a slogan
for my shop that will get all the trade back and I'll make you the
chipper."
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Now although Holmes's place was undoubtedly very good, Old
Alf was a very good buyer of spuds.
And he really did you a very crisp chip
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And actually that was the idea that gave Gunga Din the
slogan that now Carpenter, of course, sought out, now has all the trade,
because there's now a big neon sign outside his shop that says, "A
Carpenter is known by his chips."
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Frank Muir 580625a
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Ask Well I love my partner
I love my partner, but the
rumbling snores keep me awake. Any solutions for people like us?
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Sharing a bed with someone who
snores can be a challenge. It's also a common one — up to half of adults in the
United States snore regularly, some data suggests, and their partners can
suffer. Experts say the first step to getting some rest is understanding what's
causing the noise.
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When the muscles that keep your
airway open become relaxed while you sleep, your airway can narrow, causing the
soft tissues in your throat to vibrate with each breath, said Daniel Vena, an
assistant professor of sleep medicine at Harvard Medical School.
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"Those muscles go to sleep
when you go to sleep," Dr. Vena said. Also, people who are overweight tend
to snore because extra tissues in the tongue and throat can hinder airflow, he
said.
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Congestion can also constrict an
airway; some people snore because of a cold or allergies, said Dr. Kuljeet K.
Gill, a clinical assistant professor of sleep medicine at the Northwestern
University Feinberg School of Medicine.
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For partners who snore regularly,
the first step is to rule out obstructive sleep apnea. This is a potentially
serious condition that occurs when the airway collapses enough during sleep
that it blocks airflow, temporarily pausing breathing and causing people to
wake up gasping for air. Untreated, sleep apnea can increase the risk for heart
disease, Type 2 diabetes and certain cancers.
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Most people with sleep apnea
snore, Dr. Vena said. But not all people who snore have sleep apnea, so get a
proper diagnosis. A sleep specialist or an ear, nose and throat doctor should
be able to help, said Dr. Omar G. Ahmed, an E.N.T. sleep surgeon at Houston
Methodist Hospital. Lifestyle changes like losing weight or quitting smoking —
or the use of continuous positive airway pressure machines — may also curtail
snoring.
in addition, consider these tips:
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DISCOURAGE MOUTH BREATHING
If your partner has a blocked
nose, he or she is probably breathing through the mouth instead, Dr. Gill said.
That can lead to snoring, she added. To promote nose breathing while sleeping,
your partner can apply nasal strips or clear the sinuses with a nasal rinse
before bed. If there's a more permanent blockage, like a deviated septum or
nasal polyps, surgery might be an option, Dr. Ahmed said.
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PROMOTE SIDE SLEEPING When
sleeping on your back, gravity can cause your airway to narrow, which results
in snoring, Dr. Vena said. To help your partner, try placing firm pillows
behind his or her back, said Heather E. Gunn, an associate professor of
psychology at the University of Alabama. Or you can make rolling over
uncomfortable by sewing or taping tennis balls or other objects onto the back
of a shirt, said Wendy Troxel, a senior behavioral scientist at the RAND
Corporation, a think tank whose research includes public health.
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TUNE OUT THE SOUND Covering
your ear with a pillow is one way to stifle the noise, but you'd most likely
need to adjust it during the night, Dr. Gunn said. Instead, try wearing
earplugs, running a fan or playing white noise, she said.
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TRY A SLEEP DIVORCE If all
else fails, try sleeping separately from your partner, perhaps in a spare
bedroom (if you have one) or on the couch. A "sleep divorce" might
seem bad for your relationship at first, Dr. Gunn said. But inadequate rest can
also sink a relationship, Dr. Troxel said. Offset the time apart with quality
time together during the day.
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Caroline Hopkins Legaspi
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Much of what one needs to know about the history and beauty
of a font may be found in its ampersand. Done well, an & is not so much a
character as a creature, an animal from the deep. Or it is a character in the
other sense of the word, usually a tirelessly entertaining one, perhaps an
uncle with too many magic tricks.
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Although long treated as a single character or glyph, the
ampersand is actually two letters combined - the e and the t of the Latin 'et'
(the word ampersand is a conflation of 'et, per se and'). It is the result of
scribes working fast: its first use is usually credited to a shorthand writing
method proposed by Marcus Tiro in 63 BC.
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The biggest and most noble demonstration of its unifying
potential came in early 2010, when the Society of Typographic Aficionados
(SOTA) released 'Coming Together', a font consisting of 483 different
ampersands. This cost $20, with all proceeds going to Doctors Without Borders
to assist with the Haiti earthquake appeal. Almost four hundred designers from
thirty-seven countries contributed one or more glyphs, ranging from the
Caslon-esque to the almost unrecognizable. It was the fourth FontAid event, the
first three benefiting Unicef (26 letter pairs), the families of victims of
September 11 (a collection of question marks) and those affected by the Indian
Ocean earthquake and tsunami (400 floral ornaments known as fleurons).
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Coming
Together swiftly became a bestseller at the digital font agencies that offered
it. This is the best thing about the ampersand - its energy, its refusal to sit
still. It is almost impossible to look at one and not think about its shape, or
to draw one and not think about liberation.
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Simon Garfield "Just My
Type" (2010)

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halberstam deming & quality
He
hated waste, and he felt that America had become a wasteful country, not only
of its abundant natural resources but also of its human talents. It was a
nation, he believed, about to squander its exceptional blessings. He mocked
American management, finding it responsible for most of the nation's woes, and
he liked to tell audiences that the one thing this country must never do is
export its managerial class - at least to friendly nations. He had little
tolerance for fools (and he thought most American managers fools), especially
those who pretended to care about his principles but had no intention of
changing their ways. He was for most of his career virtually unknown in
America, a prophet without honor in his own land, but he was one of the most
important figures of the second industrial revolution, that is, the challenge
of East Asia to the West. As much as any man he gave the Japanese the system
that allowed them to maximize their greatest natural strength, their manpower.
His system for quality control provided them with a series of industrial
disciplines mathematically defined, and with a manner of group participation
that fitted well with the traditions of their culture. It was in essence a mathematical
means of controlling the level of quality on an industrial line by seeking ever
finer manufacturing tolerances.
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What
Deming and the other leading American authority on quality control, Joseph
Juran, were telling the Japanese was that quality was not some minor function
that could be accomplished by having some of the workers at the lowest levels
attend a class or two, or by appointing a certain number of inspectors to keep
an eye on things. True quality demanded a totality of commitment that began at
the very top; if top management was committed to the idea of quality and if
executive promotions were tied to quality, then the priority would seep down
into the middle and lower levels of management, and thus inevitably to me
workers. It could not, as so many American companies seemed to expect, be
imposed at the bottom. American companies could not appoint some medium-level
executive, usually one whom no division of the company particularly wanted,
and, for lack of something better to do with him, put him in charge of
something called quality. The first thing that an executive like that would do,
Deming said, and quite possibly the only thing, was to come up with slogans and
display them on banners. If the company treated quality as a gimmick or an
afterthought, then true quality would never result. Above all, he was saying,
quality had to be central to the purpose of a company.
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The
America of the fifties and sixties had scorned Deming and his teaching and in
effect driven him abroad to find his students. America in those years was rich
and unchallenged, the customers seemed satisfied, and in most important fields
there were few competing foreign products against which a buyer might judge the
quality of an American product and find it wanting. The theory of management
then asserting itself in American business was a new one: managers should no
longer be OF the plant. They should come from the managerial class, as it
arrived from the best colleges and business schools, and they should view
management as a modern science. Their experience should not be practical, as it
had been in previous generations, but abstract. Practical experience was, if
anything, a handicap. They were not men who knew the factory floor, nor did the
people on their boards of directors know it either. ?Later, after Japan became immensely
successful, too much was made, Deming thought, of the fact that an ordinary Japanese
worker had a lifetime contract with his company; too little was made of the
fact that the Japanese manager had a comparable contract – he would stay the
course, remain absolutely loyal to the company and thus to the product, and his
restraint on his ambition might be its own reward. Too little was also made,
Deming believed, of that fact that the Japanese manager's roots were typically
in science and engineering, as were those of the men on the board of directors
that judged him, while the American manager came from a business or law school,
as did the board that judged HIM.
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Nothing
appalled Deming more than the idea of the interchangeable manager. "What
is the motivation and purpose of men like this?" he would say with
contempt. "Do they even know what they do anymore? What do they
produce?" All about was numbers, not product. All they thought about was
maximum profit, not excellence of product. The numbers, of course, he added,
always lied. "They know all the visible numbers, but the visible numbers
tell them so little. They know nothing of the invisible numbers. Who can put a
price on a satisfied customer, and who can figure out the cost of a
dissatisfied customer?" One of Deming's American disciples, Ron Moen, said
it was as if Deming saw work as a kind of zen experience. "What he is
really asking," Moen pointed out, "is 'What is the purpose of life,
and what is the purpose of work? Why are you doing this? Who truly benefits
from what you do other than yourself?' Those are not questions that many people
in American business want to answer anymore."
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David
Halberstam "The Reckoning" (1987)
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WHAT
PREPARATION DID YOU DO FOR FILMING IN THE JUNGLE?
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The
calibre of some films is decided by pre-production, and preproduction on
Aguirre was meticulous. Before I took the crew into the jungle I bought the
most primitive and cheapest of cameras - some tiny Super 8" plastic thing
with a wide-angle lens which I couldn't even focus - and went to Peru, where I
scouted locations. It was the first time I had ever been in the jungle. I did
reconnaissance on a small steamboat, then had a nimble balsa raft constructed.
For several weeks an oarsman and I drifted down the Urubamba, Nanay and
Huallaga tributaries, sleeping on hammocks and rarely leaving the raft. From
the first to the last tributary was a distance of nearly fifteen hundred miles.
I was trying to develop a feeling for the river's currents, searching for those
that looked spectacular but weren't too dangerous. Several stretches were
clearly too hazardous for a film crew. At one point the raft struck some rocks
and was split in two. The half we were on became caught in a whirlpool; what
saved us was getting stuck in a strong current and being swept several miles
away. It would have been a disaster to have made the film without having gone
down there beforehand to test things out. It was crucial to be in physical
contact with the rapids before I started filming, not unlike a few years
before, when I took the actors and crew around the fortress before we shot
Signs of Life. I had to create some tactile connection to the place, and wanted
everyone to be familiar with the environment before we started filming.
"We aren't going to pull out the equipment for at least two days," I
said, and asked them to walk around, touching the walls and feeling the smooth
surfaces, which is how I had experienced the fortress myself when I first
encountered it as a teenager.
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Peru
was governed by a military dictatorship it the time we made Aguirre, but a
left-wing one that had nationalised various industries and instituted a vast
land-reform programme. President Juan Velasco Alvarado was of Native Indian
descent and controlled a regime very different to those of people like
Stroessner in Paraguay and Pinochet in Chile. We weren't offered much
assistance by the Peruvian government, though the army supplied us with an amphibian
aircraft and established a radio station, which meant we could be in contact
with the nearest big city, providing the electricity didn't fail. Shooting
permits were needed, otherwise showing up at conspicuous places like Machu Picchu
would have been problematic. The government representatives we worked with
appreciated that the strongest force in Aguirre is the Native Indians with
their ancient heritage, fighting the imperialist invaders. They are the ones who
ultimately survive, not the plundering Spanish conquistadors.
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Once
production started, we built an encampment for 450 people on Rio Urubamba,
including the 270 Indians from the mountains who acted as extras. It was so big
I decided it needed a name, so I called it Pelicula a Muerte [Film or Death],
which is a joke version of the Cubans' cry of "Patria a muerte" at
the Bay of Pigs. For a time I slept in a nearby hut owned by a hunchback dwarf,
her nine children and more than a hundred guinea pigs, which crawled all over me.
We eventually moved to Rio Huallaga, but with a much smaller group of extras
because throughout the story so many characters drop away like flies. Filming
took about six weeks, including a whole week lost when we took the cast and
crew from one tributary to another, a distance of more than a thousand miles.
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Once
we arrived at Rio Nanay we lived on rafts that had been especially built. There
were less than ten in total, and on each was a small hut with a thatched roof
and hammocks inside. We weren't able to set foot on dry land because in the
flat lowlands the jungle was flooded for miles around, so at night we tied the
rafts to overhanging branches. They floated in a convoy about a mile behind the
one we were shooting on, which meant we could film the river without having any
other rafts in shot. Once filming was done for the day, we would tie up and
wait for this floating village to arrive, including the raft that was used
exclusively as a kitchen.
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IN
ONE SCENE THE RAFTS PASS THROUGH THE RAPIDS.
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It
took only two minutes, or even less, and we absolutely had get to those shots
the first time around. The wooden rafts were extremely solid, constructed by
the Indians, who were expert builders, and also had several excellent rowers.
Having said that, sometimes they were drunk and wse had no control over where
they were going. With Aguirre the audience can feel the authenticity of the
situations the actors are in, but there was never any danger because everyone -
including the Indian rowers - was attached by cords, which you can see if you
look carefully. Cameraman Thomas Mauch and I were the only people moving
freely.
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The
scene where the soldiers get caught in the whirlpool and are found dead the
following morning was especially difficult to shoot because the flow of the
river was so fast and violent. At the end of the day we lowered ropes down to
the actors from the cliff above, which they attached to themselves, and we
pulled them up. The next morning the raft was still there, wrestling with the
fierce counter-current. The extras - who were paid more than everyone else -
were proud of themselves once they reached safety, though they were vomiting
because of the raft's incessant spinning. At one point I was standing on the
cliff looking down at the water; the rocks were slippery, so I grabbed a branch
to stop myself from sliding. I could see it was covered in fire ants, but
stupid as I am I swung my machete to chop the thing off. All that did was shake
it violently, and hundreds of these ants rained down on me. I was bitten all
over and ended up in bed for two days with a serious fever.
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Later,
at a much calmer bend on Rio Urubamba, we found a cable strung across the
river, with a primitive platform attached to it. The rope needed to pull the
platform to either side was missing, so my production co-ordinator Walter Saxer
and I decided to swim across, carrying a rope with us. We also wanted to explore
the other side of the river, which looked like an especially beautiful spot. I
jumped in and almost immediately saw a whirlpool coming at me. It was moving
quickly in a semi-circle and gave off a loud, strange slurping sound. I managed
to swim to the other side of the river and then, with the rope in my mouth,
swung my arms and legs over the cable and pulled myself towards the platform in
the middle of the river. I had a beautiful gold watch in my pocket, one of my
most prized possessions at the time, a gift from my first great love. As I was
clambering across I felt it slipping, and watched helplessly as it dropped into
the water. I was very upset, but at the same time I knew that all these rivers
carry gold deposits. "Oh well," I remember thinking to myself.
"Gold back to gold."
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HOW
MUCH TROUBLE WERE THE MONKEYS IN THE FINAL SEQUENCE?
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That
scene was different from the one written in the screenplay, but during my
initial scouting of the rivers I befriended a little monkey who would sit on my
shoulder. He became a good comrade and I named him after one of my two
favourite football players, Di Stefano the brilliant Argentinian. Unfortunately
Di Stefano perished because of a stupid mistake I made. I tied him to a metal
post because I had to go on land and take care of some things. When I returned three
hours later, he was dying because he had wrapped his leash around the post and
was dangerously exposed to the sun. He died later that day because of my
negligence, so I thought I should honour my little friend with the scene at the
end of the film. My other favourite football player of all time, by the way, is
Garrincha, a brilliant dribbler.
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I
hired local Indians who captured hundreds of savage little monkeys - ?the ones who overrun the raft - but gave them
only half the money up front because I knew if I paid full price, the guy organising
everything would run off with the cash. Even so, the animals never arrived on
set, so we drove out to the airport as quickly as possible. It turned out they
had all been resold to an American businessman and were already on an aeroplane
waiting to be shipped out to a dealership in Miami. "I'm the veterinarian
I yelled to the cargo handlers, making use of the kind of subterfuge that has
always been an indispensible element to my filmmaking, "Stop immediately!
Where are the vaccination documents for monkeys?" They were caught
completely off guard and admitted they had no papers, so we unloaded the animals
from the aeroplnae, put them into our truck and sped off. When it actually came
to shooting the sequence, the monkeys had some kind of panic attack and bit me
all over. I couldn't cry out because we were shooting live sound at that point.
Another jumped onto the shoulder of the cameraman Thomas Mauch and started
viciously biting his ear. His mouth was wide open but no scream came out. He
just kept on filming, endearing himself to me beyond description.
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WHERE
DID THE INDIAN EXTRAS COME FROM?
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From
a single village high up in the mountains. I travelled there to explain what
the film was and what I needed from them, and we ended up hiring almost the
entire population, a conscientious group unafraid to carry out the sometimes
difficult work. They were well paid compared to what they usually earned. One
time, after filming in the mud and swamps, I noticed the Europeans were
exhausted and wanted to call a halt for the day, but the Indians asked me why
we were stopping. They said it would be even more difficult to continue later
on, so why not carryon now and finish the job? I can't say I ever truly
understood the Indians, but we were all aware of something we had in common: a
mutual respect for work. They were part of a socialist co-operative at Lauramarca,
with a real knowledge both of their own history and the current political
situation, and understood that their time on the film wasn't useful only for
themselves, but for the Indians' cause as a whole.
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One
of the extras was a man I encountered at the main square in Cusco, where he
would drum on tin cans and play a pan flute, and occasionally make money by
selling pairs of scissors. I never knew his real name and I'm not sure he even
knew it himself, so everyone called him Hombrecito, which means "Little
Man." I liked him so much I asked him to come with us for the shoot. I
explained I would pay him well, more than what he would earn in ten years
sitting there playing for people. At first he refused, saying that if he were
to stop playing in the square, everyone in Cusco would die. He wore three
alpaca sweaters at the same time, even when it was unbearably hot and humid;
and refused to take them off because he thought they would be stolen. He said
they protected him against "the bad breath of the gringos."
Hombrecito seemed to carry all the humiliation, oppression and despair of his
people on his shoulders. I persuaded him to join us, and he became the crew's
mascot; you can see him in the film playing his pan flute. He would take his
sweaters and place them carefully in a plastic bag which he hid in the jungle
so no one would steal it. Every evening the crew had to hunt around for the bag
because Hombrecito could never remember where he put it. Once filming was over,
he went back to Cusco's main square, this time wearing three jackets, one on
top of the other, which he had bought with his wages.
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We
shipped in costumes and props from a rental company in Spam. Jungle
transportation wasn't easy to organise because we had to squeeze everything -
including all the camera equipment and even the horse - into one big amphibian
aeroplane. In the sequence where the soldiers go on shore and raid a village is
a single shot of a mummy. My brother Lucki found a real one and flew it in from
Lima. It was so fragile he had to buy a separate seat for it, so for the entire
journey had this ferocious-looking thing sitting next to him wearing a seat
belt.
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DID
YOU WRITE THE SCRIPT FOR KLAUS KINSKI?
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I
don't need to hole myself up in a monastery or retire to a quiet spot for
months on end to write. Most of the screenplay was written on a bus going to
Italy with the football team from Munich I played for. By the time we reached
Salzburg, only a few hours into the trip, everyone was drunk and singing
obscene songs because the team had drunk most of the beer we were bringing as a
gift for our opponents. I was sitting with my typewriter on my lap. In fact, I
typed the whole thing almost entirely with my left hand because with my right I
was trying to fend off our goalie sprawled on the seat next to me. Eventually
he vomited over the typewriter. Some of the pages were beyond repair and I had
to throw them out of the window. There were some fine scenes lost because I
couldn't recall what I had just written. They're long gone. That's life on the
road for you.
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Later
on, in between football games, I wrote furiously for three days and finished
the script. It was written so fast and so spontaneously that I didn't think
about who might play the part, but the moment I finished it I knew it was for
Kinski and sent it to him immediately. A couple of days later, at three in the
morning, I was awoken by the telephone. At first I couldn't figure out what was
going on; all I heard were inarticulate screams at the other end of the line.
It was Kinski. After about half an hour I managed to filter out from his
ranting that he was ecstatic about the screenplay and wanted to play Aguirre.
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My
first choice for the role was actually Algerian president Boumediene. Take a
look at photos of him from when Algeria won its independence and you'll see why
he intrigued me; his physical presence was powerful indeed. Ahmed Ben Bella
became president in 1963, but Boumediene was the man behind everything, including
running the military. Later he ousted Ben Bella in a coup d'etat and became
president. I never pushed the script on him as I figured he had other things to
take care of, but if he had been removed from office himself before we started
filming I would have offered him the role.
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HOW
WAS KINSKI IN THE JUNGLE?
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He
arrived with a load of alpine equipment - tents, sleeping bags, crampons, ice
axes - because he wanted to expose himself to the wilds of nature. But his
ideas about the jungle were rather insipid; mosquitoes and rain weren't allowed
in his world. The first night after setting up his tent it started to pour and
he got soaked, which set off one of his raving fits. The next day we built a
roof of palm fronds above his tent, and eventually moved him and his wife into
the only hotel in Machu Picchu. We all drank river water, but Kinski had a constant
supply of bottled mineral water.
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He
had just cut short his infamous Jesus Christus Erloser tour, scenes of which
you can see at the start of My Best Fiend. His plan was to take the show around
the world, but the first performance, in Berlin, ended in mayhem after about
ten minutes. Kinski was playing the kind of ferocious, revolutionary Jesus who
chased the merchants from the temple with a whip, not the kind, tolerant and
benevolent Son of God. He lived by styling himself to excess and would adopt the
personae of various people. For a time he was Francois Villon, whose poetry he
recorded; later Dostoyevsky's idiot; and in the years' before his death he
portrayed himself as Paganini. When he arrived in Peru to start filming Aguirre
he identified so strongly with his role as a derided, misunderstood Jesus that
he would sometimes answer questions in character and scream at me in biblical
verse. Every day Kinski could see the problems I was having, yet he continued
to create scandals or explode if so much as a mosquito appeared.
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I
knew of his reputation, that he was probably the most difficult actor in the
world to deal, with; working with Marlon Brando must have been like
kindergarten in comparison. While filming a scene he nearly killed an actor
when he struck him on the head with his sword. Thankfully the man was wearing a
helmet, though he carries a scar to this very day. One evening a group of
extras were in their hut; they had been drinking and were making too much noise
for Kinski. He screamed and yelled at them to stop laughing, then grabbed his
Winchester and fired three bullets through the thin bamboo walls. There were
forty-five of them crammed together in this small room, and one had the top of
his finger shot off. It was a miracle Kinski didn't kill any of them. I immediately
confiscated his rifle, which is one of my big souvenirs. During filming he
would insult me every day, sometimes for hours. Kinski had seen Even Dwarfs
Started Small, so to him I was the "dwarf director." He screamed in a
high-pitched voice in front of everyone, saying it was an insult I would even
think about talking to him, the great actor. He insisted he could do everything
himself, that being directed by me was like working with a housewife, and
shrieked that David Lean and Brecht had left him alone to do his job, so why
shouldn't I? "Brecht and Lean?" I said. "Never heard of
them." That upset him even more. I was forced to put up with his behaviour,
but Kinski never reckoned with my determination to see the Job through. No one
tamed him as well as I did.
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Kinski
and I agreed on nothing without a struggle. Temperamentally he was forever on
the verge of hysteria, but I managed to harness this and turn it to productive
ends. Sometimes other methods were necessary. On one occasion, towards the end
of the shoot, he was looking for a victim to jump on; it was probably because
he didn't know his lines. Suddenly Kinski started shouting like crazy at the
sound assistant. "You swine! You were grinning!"
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He
insisted I fire the guy on the spot. "I'm not going to do that," I
said. "The whole crew would quit out of solidarity." Kinski
immediately left the set and started packing his bags, saying he was going to
find a speedboat and leave. I went up to him and said, very politely, "Mr
Kinski, you will not do this. You will not leave before we are finished here in
the jungle. Our work here is more important than either our personal feelings
or private lives." Quitting like that would have been a gross violation of
his duty to the film, so I told him - quietly and calmly - that I would shoot
him if he left. "I have had time to ponder the unthinkable," I said,
"and have already made up my mind about this. After months of deliberation
I know precisely what line I will not permit you to transgress. I don't need a
single second longer to know what must be done. Leaving now is something you
will not survive." I told him I had a rifle - it was actually his
Winchester - and that he would only make it as far as the next bend in the
river before he had eight bullets in his head. The ninth would be for me.
Although I didn't have a gun in my hand at that particular moment, he knew it
was no joke and screamed for the police like a madman, though the nearest
police station was at least three hundred miles away. The police would never
have done anything anyway. Over there the laws of the jungle are what count; a
few bottles of whisky and a couple of hundred dollars would have been
sufficient to dissuade the locals from investigating or have them put the
incident down to an unfortunate hunting accident. For the remaining ten days of
the shoot Kinski was extremely well behaved. The press later wrote that I
directed him from behind the camera with a loaded gun. A beautiful image, but
complete fiction.
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Kinski
was known for breaking contracts and walking away from a film if he felt like
it. During a performance of Goethe's Torquato Tasso he stopped in the middle of
a speech, hurled insults at the audience, threw a lit candelabra into the
auditorium and wrapped himself in the carpet that was lying on stage. He
remained coiled inside until the audience was cleared from the theatre. Before
Aguirre he had to have a check-up for insurance reasons. I took him to see a
doctor, who asked routine questions about allergies and hereditary diseases,
and then: "Mr Kinski, have you ever suffered from fits of any kind?"
"YES, EVERY DAY!" screamed
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Kinski
at the highest pitch possible, before laying waste to the doctor's office. At
one point during filming I reached up to move a strand of hair that was hanging
down over his face. "Pardon Mr Kinski," I said, gently brushing it
aside. He immediately exploded. "HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY? NOT EVEN MY BARBER
IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY HAIR. YOU'RE AMATEUR!" The tabloid press adored
him, and whenever he appeared on a talk show everyone in the audience would sit
on the edge of their seats waiting for him to deliver the scandal. It never took
more than a few minutes.
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YOU
ADMIRE HIS PERFORMANCE IN THE FILM.
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Absolutely.
He was an excellent actor and truly knew how to move on screen. I wanted to
give Aguirre a vicious little hump, like a tumour on his shoulder, the size of
a fist. I felt there should be differentiation between Aguirre's physicality
and everyone the character had to have some kind of inner distortion that would
be apparent on the surface. It was Kinski's Idea that Aguirre have a kind of
pigeon chest with a slight protrusion, and he decided to make one of his arms
appear longer than the other so he would walk lopsidedly. His left arm became
so short that his sword wasn't around his waist; it was higher up, almost up
into his armpit. He introduced these physical aberrations into the film gradually
and precisely, and by the final scene the character is even more deformed.
Kinski did it all perfectly, moving almost like crab a walking on sand. As an
actor he knew all about costumes, and I learnt a great deal as I watched him
oversee every buttonhole and stitch. He wanted a dagger as a prop, as long and
thin as a knitting needle. "When I stab someone," he told me,
"it has to be malicious. No blood should be shed. My victims bleed to
death internally." In the screenplay, to spare her the shame of his
defeat, the original idea was that Aguirre kills his daughter with this dagger.
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Having
said that, he was a complete scourge and didn't care if Aguirre was ever
finished or released. He was interested only in his salary, and once shooting
was over he refused to come to Munich and re-record some of his dialogue. About
20 per cent of what we recorded in the jungle was unusable because of the noise
from the roaring rapids. What he actually said was: "I'll be there, but it
will cost you a million dollars." He was absolutely serious about this, so
I had no choice but to hire an actor - who had a lengthy career dubbing
Humphrey Bogart into German - to dub Kinski's entire part. He did it with great
skill, and years later I heard Kinski raving about how good he was in the
German version of Aguirre. For the next film we did together I put into the
contract that he was obliged to do a few days of re-recording, though Kinski
insisted I could kidnap him, drag him to the studio, sit him in front of a microphone
and handcuff him, and he would only sing his lines. Although for a couple of
years afterwards he said he hated the film, I know he eventually liked it very
much. At times it was clear he recognized and respected the work we did
together, and understood that he and I were out to capture things beyond our
individual existence, even beyond our collective existence. The man was a complete
pestilence and a nightmare, and working with him became about maintaining my
dignity under the worst conditions. It's also true that I call every grey hair
on my head Kinski. But who cares about such things now? What's important is
that the work was done the films were made.
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WHAT
WAS THE FILM'S BUDGET?
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Three
hundred and seventy thousand dollars, a third of which went to Kinski, so I
couldn't afford to take many people with me into the jungle; the entire crew
numbered less than ten and we shot only a very small amount of footage in
total. Although Kinski later insisted that I dined on caviar every night,
sometimes I had to sell my boots just to get breakfast. I was the one who would
take a boat out at four in the morning and go downriver to buy some chicken,
eggs and yucca, or ate nothing if there wasn't enough food to go around. Like
Fitzcarraldo a few years later - where I traded unopened bottles of shampoo and
aftershave I had bought in Miami for sacks of rice - Aguirre was a barefoot
film, so to speak, a child of poverty. Some of the actors and extras sensed this
might be one of the film's virtues, so they never took their costumes off, even
though they were full of mould because of the humidity. There is something
authentic about the jungle that can never fabricated, and if we had filmed in a
studio I would have through burnt the entire budget in three day.
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Werner
Herzog? "Werner Herzog A Guide For
The Perplexed" (2015)
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About
halfway through" shooting Aguirre, it looked as though everything we
filmed had been lost in transit to the laboratory in Mexico, where the exposed
negative was to be processed. The plan was for everything to be transported to
Lima, and from there to Mexico City. Our only form of communication with the
lab was a telex machine, but they insisted no negative had been received. Only
my brother Lucki and I knew that everything might be irretrievably lost; we
told none of the actors or crew because they would have instantly freaked out.
We knew it was an absurdity to continue shooting because we had no insurance,
so there was no choice but to muster our nerve and carryon with our work. I thought
perhaps the lab had accidentally destroyed everything, but had a hunch there
was a problem with the shipping company in Lima. They insisted the material had
been sent to Mexico, so I asked Lucki to head down there and told him to enter
their offices if necessary by force. He eventually scaled a high fence and found
all the footage thrown away, scattered inside the sealed-off customs area at
Lima airport, baking in the scorching sun. The shipping agency had bribed various
airport employees to stamp the documents, which "proved" our negative
had left the country. Apparently it was too much trouble to actually send the
material. Lucki grabbed everything and took it to Mexico City himself. So I you
all now: whenever you have to, Jump the Fence. And if you can't do that, barbed
wire is easy enough to get through; just set about it with wire cutters. Razor
wire is something else. Find a mattress to cover it before making the leap.
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Werner
Herzog? "Werner Herzog A Guide For
The Perplexed" (2015)
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Wanger
endorsed putting Hitchcock on radio mainly for the promotional value - at that
point he and Hitchcock were talking about a long-term association - whereas the
Selznick Agency was motivated by the financial considerations. Myron's brother David,
as usual, was the chief skeptic. Wasn't radio declasse? Wouldn't a radio series
take too much of Hitchcock's time - time better spent on prestigious Selznick
films or better-paying loan-outs? And if Hitchcock did apply himself to radio,
wouldn't DOS be entitled to his usual cut?
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Throughout
the spring of 1940, the director squeezed in meetings and phone calls and
memos, dreaming up an Alfred Hitchcock radio series. Radio producer Joe Graham
saw Hitchcock as emcee of a weekly anthology program presenting the favorite
detective stories of famous people; the first episode, hypothetically, might be
based on a story of President Roosevelt's choice. But Hitchcock told Graham he
wasn't a fan of detectives per se - he was generally more interested in the
victims and criminals – and the concept evolved, after a few meetings, into a
series of mystery melodramas of Hitchcock's choosing, with him introducing and
producing. The series would be called Suspense.
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But
the meetings and preparatory work were suspended after DOS decided he didn't
want his director wasting valuable energy on a radio profram over which
Selznick International exerted no control, and for which it was unclear who
would receive the payment. Myron tried to budge his brother - this is one
instance where the agency aggressively pursued Hitchcock's wishes - but, as was
becoming typical, without effect. DOS was was adamant: No radio series. Because
the contract with DOS was ambiguous when came to nonfilm activity, Hitchcock
wasn't convinced it was the producer's prerogative. But lawyers for the
director and the agency warned him repeatedly against skirting the contract.
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Shrewdly,
then, Hitchcock floated an idea: What if he exercised his acquired rights to
The Lodger for radio? Not only would that help him establish a foothold in the
broadcast medium, but a well-done radio show would enhance his prospects of
remaking the film.
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DOS
reluctantly okayed a radio production of The Lodger as a onetime experiment.? Hitchcock borrowed two of the main actors
from Foreign Correspondent: Herbert Marshall as Mr. Sleuth (the Lodger) and
Edmund Gwenn (whose English currency had helped secure the rights) as the
landlord. (This was an in-joke: his brother Arthur Chesney had played the part in
Hitchcock's silent film. The Lodger was broadcast as an audition in the Forecast
series on July 22, 1940.
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Patrick
McGilligan "Alfred Hitchcock: A Life in Darkness and Light" (2003)
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Ask NYT Climate How can I lower my climate risk when buying a house
Ask NYT Climate
How
can I lower my climate risk when buying a house?
?When thinking through your home-buying
decision, it's useful to think in terms of two categories of risk, according to
Jesse Keenan, a professor at Tulane University who studies the effects of
climate change on real estate.
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The
first is what could be called climate shocks. As humans burn more fossil fuels,
causing global temperatures to increase, extreme weather events like
hurricanes, floods and wildfires are becoming more frequent and intense. That
means the risk of your house being damaged or destroyed by a disaster is
growing over time.
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The
second category is climate stresses, Dr. Keenan said. More frequent and severe
disasters are forcing local governments to spend more on infrastructure
services that are funded largely through property taxes. "Taxes are only
going up with climate change," he said.
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Climate
stress also affects the cost of home insurance. The amount of money that
households paid for insurance rose faster than inflation between 2014 and 2023,
according to data compiled by Benjamin Keys, a professor of real estate at the
University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School, and Philip Mulder, a professor at
the University of Wisconsin School of Business.
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And
don't forget the potential effect of climate change on your home's long-term
value. Properties in areas at greater risk from climate change "are also
at risk of seeing a thinner pool of buyers," said Sam Chandan, founding
director of the Chen Institute for Global Real Estate at New York University's
Stern School of Business.
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There
was a period not long ago when people talked about "climate havens,"
places where some mix of geography, topography and weather patterns meant the
risk of climate shocks would be, if not zero, then close to it. People in Miami
would say that if the seas rose, they would move someplace safe, like
Asheville, N.C.
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Then
Hurricane Helene came for Asheville, emphasizing in the most painful way that
no place is immune.
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But
that doesn't mean all properties are equally exposed. Rather than think in
binary terms like risky or safe, prospective home buyers should get comfortable
with idea of degrees, Dr. Keys said.
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All
that said, does this mean a house is a bad idea now?
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Not
necessarily. Experts stress that homeownership remains, in general, a good way
to build wealth.
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The
point is, you should ask questions. Start by assessing the amount of risk
facing the property you're considering, according to Sheila Foster, a professor
at Columbia University's Climate School. One important thing to do is check
whether the property is in a federally designated flood zone.
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But
being outside a flood zone doesn't mean your risk is zero. You should also
consider your home's exposure to heat. Neighborhoods with plenty of trees and
green space will give you more options during a heat wave, keeping your home
cooler in general, and especially if your power fails.
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If
you're looking at buying a condo, ask about the building, Ms. Foster added.
Does it use efficient forms of heating? Does it meet recognized standards, like
LEED certification?
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Buying
a home was never a financial slam dunk, even before climate change became a
growing concern.
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Any
number of things could cause the value of your home to fall. Climate change
just adds to the uncertainty.
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But
in some cases, that additional risk may be too much.
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Dr.
Keenan said that in high-risk areas like coastal Florida, he would rent rather
than buy. Take the money you would have spent on insurance, maintenance and
other costs, and put it into the stock market, he said. "Your rate of
return is going to be greater."
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If
you're looking at a place facing an existential risk from sea-level rise, like
the Florida Keys or the Outer Banks of North Carolina, "you need to go in
really clear-eyed," Dr. Keys said. "These assets are not there for
the long haul."
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As
for other places, Dr. Keys said to find out how much insurance costs now. Then,
consider whether you could still afford your monthly costs if those insurance
premiums doubled or tripled.
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If
the answer is no, then maybe don't buy the house.
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Christopher
Flavelle
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My
bladder's always full at break time, so I make my way to the men's room at the
end of the hall. There's no plumbing, just a waist-high tiled sink filled with
water and a small bucket on the side. After pissing, I go to the sink, fill the
bucket with water, pour it in the urinal. If you shit in one of the two squat
toilet stalls, several trips from the sink to the toilet are required to clean
up after yourself.
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Travis Jeppesen "See You
Again in Pyongyang: A Journey into Kim Jong Un's North Korea" (2018)
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Katayama
and Kawazoe had direct personal knowledge of the car's problems, for in the
beginning theirs was truly a shoestring operation; if a Datsun broke down - and
one often did - and everyone else was busy, the sales manager himself might
have to drive the repair truck to pull it off the road. Katayama and Kawazoe,
in fact, sometimes ended up doing the repair themselves. If worse came to worse
and the car could not be fixed, they might even lend the enraged owner their
own cars. Nor was it just the Datsun that was terrible; the first Toyota to
enter the American market, at about the same time, was such a bomb that Toyota
took it off the market, went back to work on it, and did not come back into the
U.S. market until 1964. There were those who worked for Nissan in America who
believed that Tokyo, realizing how bad its car was, had declined to put the
company's name on it, calling it not the Nissan but the Datsun, so that if the
car failed, there would be less loss of face. Only twenty years later, when
their cars were demonstrated successes, did the company go through the clumsy
and expensive process of changing its American name.
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The
worst thing about the Datsun was that its engine was simply too small. Its
displacement was only 1000cc. Even the VW's was 1300, and the smaller American
cars in those heady pre-oil-crunch days were coming in with engines of 5OOO and
6000cc displacement. With the Datsun's little engine, its acceleration was
poor, a real problem on the entrance ramps of the California freeways. Also,
the brakes were weak. That was not all. The Datsun was designed for Japanese
winters, which by and large were milder than American ones, and the car was
very difficult to start in the winter, in part because the battery was too
small. For the Datsuns in the northern sections on each coast, this morning
sluggishness was a major problem. In the East, the Datsuns were selling mainly
to blue-collar people who could not afford better cars. Generally, were people
who got up early, when the engines were coldest the batteries weakest. Masataka
Usami, one of the Nissan executives, who lived in Greenwood Lake, New Jersey,
and whose own car would not start in cold weather, reported back to his port
team in Tokyo that Nissan could not have a car that started only two out of ten
times. Tokyo was not very helpful. The alleged starting problems were
impossible, they insisted, since they had checked and Hokkaido - the northernmost
of the Japanese home islands, where Datsuns started without difficulty - was
just as cold as New Jersey.
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David
Halberstam "The Reckoning" (1987)
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In
the early 1880s, though, name-brand groceries still lay in the future. Their
arrival, and the spread of retail food chains that would follow in their wake,
awaited two inventions so prosaic they were quickly taken for granted: the
cardboard box and the tin can.
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The
cardboard box was the result of an accident at the Metropolitan Paper-Bag
Manufactory in New York. The paper bag had been invented to replace cotton bags
unavailable during the Civil War, and Metropolitan's founder, the inventor
Robert Gair, developed the earliest method of mass-producing bags printed with
the name of a retailer or manufacturer. By 1878, Metropolitan's eighteen-page
catalog included such offerings as oyster-fry boxes and candy boxes, all of
which were meticulously folded by hand and were far too costly for general use.
Early the following year, one of Gair's workers ruined a print run of paper
bags by placing a rule too high above the plane of his printing form, so that
instead of printing a line it cut clear through the paper. The mishap led to an
inspiration: Gair realized "that if he arranged blades at different
heights, some could slice through cardboard to create the template for a box
while others could simultaneously score the cardboard, without cutting through,
where folds were required. In addition to providing a cheap, convenient form of
packaging, Gair's boxes offered surfaces that could be decorated with pictures,
logos, and brand names. Instead of asking the grocer for a pound of soap
powder, the shopper could now request a particular variety by name.
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Canned
goods, like cardboard boxes, were an old idea that became economical only in
the 1880s. Canned goods were first used to feed Napoleon's army in 1795, and
the first U.S. canning plant was established in 1819. But cans were expensive:
each was made of tin pieces individually cut with shears and then soldered
together, with a skilled can maker turning out a hundred cans of day. The
industry got a boost from military orders during the Civil War and the start of
salmon canning on the Pacific coast in 1864, and by 1870 the United States had
over a hundred plants canning fruits, vegetables, fish, and oysters. The key
inventions came in 1874, when two Baltimore men, A. K. Shriver and John Fisher,
found alternative ways of controlling temperature to avoid explosions during
the canning process. A new machine to cap cans was introduced in the mid-1880s,
reducing the need for skilled cappers, and the first successful labeling
machine was invented in 1893. Automation made canning cheap: one man could cook
five thousand cans of tomatoes a day in 1865 but four times that many in 1894,
at a lower daily wage. More than a thousand canneries were operating in 1890,
and expansion was so rapid that by 1900 food processing accounted for one-fifth
of all manufacturing in the United States. Cheap canning provided grocers a
wide assortment of branded merchandise to sell.
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Cardboard
boxes and tin cans appealed to a public increasingly concerned with hygiene and
sanitation. The use of sealed containers alleviated at least some of the worry
that the flies constantly buzzing about grocery stores would contaminate food
and spread disease. Canned goods were often insalubrious - "the consumers
thereof are exposed to greater or less dangers from poisoning from copper,
zinc, tin and lead," a government study warned in 1893 - but for many
consumers the risks of metal poisoning from poorly made cans were minor
compared with the advantages of being able to buy peaches or tomatoes any time
of year. And as George H. Hartford quickly recognized, the new packaging made
it possible for the Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company to carry branded
products that were on sale nowhere else. The A&P brand was soon applied to
condensed milk, then to spices and flavorings, then to butter. By the early 1890s,
Great Atlantic & Pacific was making the shift from tea company to grocery
chain.
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Marc Levinson "Great A&P & The Struggle For
Small Business In America" (2011)
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grandin Motivating Students
Motivating
Students
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One
frequent characteristic of individuals on the autism/Asperger's spectrum is an
obsessive interest in one or a few particular subjects, to the exclusion of
others. These individuals may be near-genius on a topic of interest, even at a
very early age. Parents have described to me their ten-year-old child whose
knowledge of electricity rivals that of a college senior, or a near-teen whose
knowledge of insects far surpasses that of his biology teacher. However, as
motivated as they are to study what they enjoy, these students are often
equally unmotivated when it comes to schoolwork outside their area of interest.
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It
was like this with me when I was in high school. I was totally unmotivated
about schoolwork in general. But I was highly motivated to work on the things
that interested me, such as showing horses, painting signs, and doing carpentry
projects. Luckily, my mother and some of my teachers used my special interests
to keep me motivated. Mr. Carlock, my science teacher, took my obsessive
interests in cattle chutes and the squeeze machine to motivate me to study
science. The squeeze machine relaxed me. Mr. Carlock told me that if I really
wanted to know why the machine had this effect, I would have to study the
boring school subjects so that I could graduate and then go to college to
become a scientist who could answer this question. Once I really grasped the idea
that to get from here to there-from middle school to graduation to college and
then to a job of interest to me - I realized I needed to apply myself to all my
school subjects, boring or not. This understanding fueled my motivation to
complete the work.
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While
students are in elementary school, teachers can easily keep them involved by
using a special interest to motivate their learning. An example would be taking
a student's interest in trains and using a train theme in many different
subjects. In history class, read about the history of the railroad; in math
class, involve trains in problem solving; in science class, discuss different
forms of energy that trains utilized then and now, etc.
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As
students move into middle and high school, they can get turned on by visiting
interesting work places, such as a construction site, an architecture firm, or
a research lab. This makes the idea of a career real to the student and they
begin to understand the education path they must take early on in school to
achieve that career. If visiting a work site is not possible, invite parents
who have interesting jobs into the school classroom to talk with students about
their jobs. Lots of pictures to show what the work IS like are strongly
recommended. This is also an opportunity for students to hear about the social
side of employment, which can provide motivation for making new friends,
joining groups or venturing out into social situations that might be
uncomfortable at first.
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Students
on the spectrum need to be exposed to new things in order to become interested
in them. They need to see concrete examples of really cool things to keep them
motivated to learn. I became fascinated by optical illusions after seeing a
single movie in science class that demonstrated optical illusions. My science
teacher challenged me to recreate two famous optical illusions, called the Ames
Distorted Room and the Ames Trapezoidal Window. I spent six months making them
out of cardboard and plywood and I finally figured them out. This motivated me
to study experimental psychology in college.
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Bring
Trade Magazines to the Library
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Scientific
journals, trade magazines, and business newspapers can show students a wide
range of careers and help turn students on to the opportunities available after
they graduate. Every profession, from the most complex to the practical, has
its trade journal. Trade magazines are published in fields as diverse as
banking, baking, car wash operation, construction, building maintenance,
electronics, and many others. Parents who already work in these fields could
bring their old trade journals to the school library. These magazines would
provide a window into the world of jobs and help motivate students.
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Temple
Grandin "The Way I See It: A Personal Look at Autism &
Asperger's" (2011)
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Hitchcock's
chagrin over losing Vera Miles kept him from going wild over Kim Novak.
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Novak
annoyed him, even before he met her. At her first wardrobe meeting with Edith
Head, the actress informed Head that she was disposed to wearing any color
"except gray" - which was the color of Madeleine's suit in the book
and film. Head recalled: "Either she [Novak] hadn't read the script, or
she had and wanted me to think she hadn't. I explained to her that Hitch paints
a picture in his films, that color is as important to him as it is to any
artist." Her assistant stuck "the sketch of the gray suit off to the
side so she wouldn't see it," while Head showed her "some of the
other designs."
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After
Novak left, the costume designer called Hitchcock, "asking if that damn
suit had to be gray, and he explained to me that the simple gray suit and plain
hairstyle were very important, and represented the character's view of herself
in the first half of the film. The character would go through a psychological
change in the second half of the film, and would then wear more colorful
clothes to reflect the change. Even in a brief conversation, Hitch could
communicate complex ideas. He was telling me that women have more than one
tendency, a multiplicity of tastes, which can be clouded by the way they view
themselves at any particular moment.? He
wasn't about to lose that subtle but important concept."
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"Handle
it, Edith," Hitchcock said, "I don't care what she wears as long as
it's a gray suit."
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Coming
to lunch at Bellagio Road in late June, Novak persisted her with conditions.
She didn't care for Madeleine's prescribed hairstyle or color; she didn't wear
suits in real life or on camera - especially gray suits. Hitchcock didn't
blink. "Look, Miss Novak," he said, "you do your hair whatever
color you like, and you wear whatever you like, so long as it conforms to the
story requirements." (As Hitchcock later told Truffaut,"I used to
say, 'Listen. You do whatever you like; there's always the cutting-room floor.'
That stumps them. That's the end of that."
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Sam
Taylor was also present for the Bellagio Road lunch. To Novak's consternation,
Hitchcock steered the discussion toward "everything except the film - art,
food, travel, wine," the writer remembered, "all the things he
thought she wouldn't know very much about. He succeeded in making her feel like
a helpless child, ignorant and untutored, and that's just what he wanted - to
break down her resistance. By the end of the afternoon he had her right where
he wanted her, docile and obedient and even a little confused."
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At
her next meeting with Head, Novak seemed chastened. Brunet hair (for Judy) and
a gray suit were now acceptable. There was one point of principle she refused
to surrender, however: the buxom actress often preferred to go without a
brassiere in life, and wanted to do the same in some scenes on screen. Though
he preferred to dictate ladies' underwear too, that was all right by
Hitchcock.? (When, in their first
interview sessions, Francois Truffaut complimented Novak's "animal-like
sensuality" in the film, Hitchcock gave her credit for that, at
least-linking Truffaut's comment with her refusal to wear undergarments.
"As a matter of fact, she's particularly proud of that," he said.)
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Patrick
McGilligan "Alfred Hitchcock: A Life in Darkness and Light" (2003)
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580618b Sweet is revenge, especially to women
Sweet is revenge, especially to
women
(Byron, Don Juan)
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By? Byron.? I ask that because the authorship of this
plays rather a large part when it was said at another time by a family whose
name is Glum.? I don't know if that rings
a bell in any way.? But there was a young
man called Ron Glum.? And he has a fiance
called Eth. And they have been engaged for seven years because they'd made a
pact not to get married until he got a job.
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And while they're waiting for him
to get a job for them to get married naturally they try every means possible to
raise some money.? And they're rather
addicted to go in newspaper competitions .?
And they go in for these thigns and very unsuccessfully.
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One day there was a competition
in the newspaper for a new after-shave lotion.?
Now I don't know if you notice with after-shave lotions that they do a
rather special thing with these men's toilet preparations.
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With women's stuff they rather go
into rather lyrical, provocative names like Surrender and Caress and Suave qui
Purr.
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With men's after-shave lotion
there are rugged names like Saddle Cloth and Dreadnaught and this new one,
which was actually called Revenge.? And
they were offering a competition as to who could think of the best slogan to
sell this after-shave lotion for Revenge.
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At any rate Ron thought it was
worth going in for. So he went and bought a bottle of the after-shave lotion
and he tried it. In fact he drank half the bottle before they'd explained to
him how it was used.
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But his father said, "Well,
I'll tell you what, here's an easy way to do a slogan. Let's get a dictionary
of quotations and we'll look up all the the quotations about revenge and see
whether we can send one of those in."
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So they looked it up, "And I
have tasted revenge" and so on.? It
didn't say whether or not they'd tasted it.
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And then suddenly Mr. Glum, he
saw this quotation, " Sweet is revenge, especially to women."
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And he thought just the thing for
an after-shave lotion, so he said to Eth, "Now you send it off in your
name and I bet we win."
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And the prize was a very good
prize.? It was two hundred and fifty
pounds plus a washing machine plus a year's supply of dirty washing, which was
worth having for a young engaged couple.
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So Eth said, "Do you think
we'll get found out?"
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And he said, "No.? No.?
Not a chance of getting found out.?
Nothing risque, nothing gained."
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And they sent it off. And sure
enough they got a letter, "Our representative will be calling on
you."? And the representative called
on them and he didn't have a check.
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And they said, "Well, why
not?"
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He said,? "It was a very good one.? It was, no doubt, the very best one we
got.? But it is not original."
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So Mr. Glum shot up in what he
called high dungeon, "What do you mean, it's not original?"
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The man said, "It's not by
Eth."
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"No, but it is by Ron."
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Denis Norden 580618b
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Take It From Here, which ran on the BBC for 11 years.? The show's writers were Muir and Norden)
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Ask Well I've heard that women need several hours more sleep per night than men do. Is this true?
Ask Well
I've heard that women need
several hours more sleep per night than men do. Is this true?
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If you browse social media for
information on healthy sleep habits, you may stumble across one of the many
posts arguing that women require more sleep than men - "dramatically more
sleep," some even? claim. The
reasons given vary, including hormonal differences and the notion that women
have faster-working brains than men do.
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As it turns out, we don't have
any legitimate research that suggests these claims are true. "There is no
evidence that there is a fundamental biological reason women need more
sleep," said Dr. Suzanne Bertisch, a physician specializing in sleep
disorders at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston.
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On average, women do seem to
spend several more minutes in bed every night than men do, but that doesn't
mean they require more sleep, she said.
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Only a handful of studies have
evaluated differences in sleep duration among men and women. In a landmark
study from 2013, researchers analyzed survey data from more than 56,000 adults
in the United States. When participants were asked how they spent their time
over a recent 24-hour period, women reported devoting an average of 11 minutes
more to sleep the previous night than men did.
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This didn't necessarily mean that
the women actually slept for 11 minutes more than men, however. As the study
explained, the time participants reported also included the minutes they spent
attempting to sleep - and women are far more likely than men to experience
insomnia, said Rebecca Robbins, a sleep scientist and assistant professor of
medicine at Harvard Medical School. The 2013 study also found that women were
nearly five times as likely as men to report sleep interruptions as a result of
caregiving, usually for a child.
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Research suggests that women
experience lower-quality sleep, on average, than men - whether they're
caregivers or not. In a 2023 online survey of more than 2,000 adults from the
American Academy of Sleep Medicine, for instance, researchers found that women
were nearly twice as likely to say they rarely or never wake up feeling well
rested.
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As for why women tend to sleep
more poorly than men, researchers don't have clear answers. But they do have
some theories.
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The hormone progesterone is
linked with better sleep, and when progesterone dips just before menstruation,
women tend to sleep more poorly, said Shelby Harris, a clinical psychologist in
New York City who specializes in sleep disorders. Women often report sleep
difficulties during the time leading up to and after menopause, too, when
hormone levels change.
Compared with men, women also
tend to do more caregiving and housework, which could make it harder for women
to fall and stay asleep. Remembering to pick up the dry cleaning, check in with
relatives, take the kids to school and schedule doctor's appointments -
"all of those little things can contribute to worry, and worry and stress
are two of the biggest disruptions to our sleep," Dr. Robbins said.
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Sleep disorders like insomnia,
sleep apnea and restless leg syndrome become more common in women as they age.
Women with sleep apnea often go undiagnosed, because they aren't as likely as
men to have certain telltale symptoms like snoring or waking up gasping for
air, said Dr. Rachel Salas, a neurologist and sleep medicine specialist at
Johns Hopkins Medicine.
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The length of time people sleep -
and the quality of that sleep - doesn't tell us anything about how much sleep
they should be getting. "Those aren't necessarily the same thing,"
Dr. Robbins said.
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The National Sleep Foundation
says that adults generally need seven to nine hours of sleep each night, but
the exact amount can vary from person to person, Dr. Harris said. "There's
no one magic number," she said.
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Dr. Robbins added that it can be
helpful to track your sleep with a smartwatch or other tracking device to
ensure you're getting at least seven hours a night. But often, the best way to
tell if you're getting enough sleep is to gauge how you feel during the day. If
you're regularly exhausted, that could be a sign that you're not getting enough
sleep and could even have a sleep disorder.
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"If you feel you get enough
sleep, but you're still tired or are having problems staying awake," Dr.
Salas said, "those are reasons to talk to your doctor."
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Melinda Wenner Moyer
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We
cross the Taedong River into east Pyongyang. There, on the banks, we are
greeted with the glass-windowed facade of the large Ryugyong health and
recreational complex, which kind of resembles a middle American corporate
office park. It's a series of buildings that include the Golden Lanes bowling
alley. a hamburger fast-food joint, an upscale espresso bar popular among
expats, indoor and outdoor skating rinks. More recently, a large sauna complex
has been opened for the donju. It boasts ground-floor shops selling foreign
luxury clothing brands, a gym, an indoor swimming pool, and men's and women's
saunas crowned with an expensive restaurant and bar. The first time I visited,
on my way upstairs to the restaurant, I was greeted with an unusual large
framed photograph. In the middle of the frame, what appeared to my eyes was a
stout butch lesbian wearing an ugly apron and sullen frown, dangling a dead
fish over a frying pan. It took a long squint for me to decipher that it was
actually a young Kim Jong Il with his glasses removed, demonstrating his
culinary genius. So unlike the standard propaganda portraits you see of smiling
Kim Jong Il everywhere else you look in North Korea, you have to wonder what
they had in mind by installing it here. Again, I saw proof that they're aware
of the inherent vulnerability of such images; as I raised my phone to take a
photo, a guard who had been seated at a desk partially hidden behind a wall in
the hallway emerged and ordered me to stop.
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Travis Jeppesen "See You
Again in Pyongyang: A Journey into Kim Jong Un's North Korea" (2018)
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It
was the sixties, and Pontiac was pushing cars for young people. He not only
knew how to appeal to the new generation, he became part of it. He shed his
first wife. He redesigned his hair, which became noticeably less gray. (He went
gray years later, when it was time to raise money for his own company and he needed
to look more distinguished.) His ties disappeared. His suits, on those occasions
when he dressed formally, were of fashionable Italian cut. He wore loafers
without socks and carefully shaved the hair around his ankles. He lifted
weights to build up his body, and changed his diet to lose weight. His
marriages increased his celebrity: His second bride, a girl of nineteen, was
Kelly Harmon, daughter of the famed football player Tommy Harmon. The match gave
him Ricky Nelson, son of Ozzie and Harriet, as a brother-in-law.) That marriage
lasted two and a half years. (When he seemed depressed by its breakup, some of
his good buddies in Hollywood hired a bunch of what might generously be called starlets,
got makeup men to style their look as much like Kelly's as possible, and made
them available to the saddened auto executive. The message was implicit; There
were a lot more fish in the sea.) His third wife was Cristina Ferrare, one of
the most beautiful models in the country. In an environment where ego was always
supposed to be controlled, his burgeoned: As a kind of Christmas card he sent
General Motors dealers thousands of posters of himself posing with his adopted
son, Zach. His friends now included the great and famous of Hollywood, all of
whom lived lives faster than those of his Bloomfield Hills colleagues. For his new
business friends, he chose self-made men of minimal restraint, maximum glitter,
and extraordinary access to money. Unlike the titans of Detroit, who had to
hide their pleasure as part of the covenant of Detroit success, his new friends
had FUN.
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It
soon became obvious that DeLorean was bored with Detroit. He took to insulting
his GM superiors first by his manner of dress - blue jeans, cowboy boots - and
then, when that seemed inadequate, with the condescending profanity of his
tongue. Soon he was gone from GM. (His business practices had become bothersome
to GM officials, and he did not leave of his own volition) General Motors,
which always took care of its own, particularly its own senior executives, was
extremely generous to DeLorean; it gave him a Cadillac dealership in Florida,
which in those days was like giving someone the right to print money.
Nonetheless he promptly collaborated on a scathing indictment of GM as an institution,
which confirmed most of the darker visions the company's critics had long
harbored. (When, during his brief tour as the head of a company, his own
behavior seemed to fall considerably beneath that of the GM executives whom he
had denounced, one of his colleagues, Bill Haddad, said of DeLorean, "He is
what he condemns.") His post-GM business ventures did not do well, and he
left behind a trail of bad feeling and litigation.
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Having
been ousted by GM, he longed now to return to the automobile world and create
his own sports car. His would be, he announced, an ethical car company. He
played Britain, which wanted the factory for Northern Ireland, off against
Puerto Rico – the underemployed of the world competing desperately for the right
to have those jobs. The British won, if that is the word, and put up some $90
million for him in start-up money. His predecessors some seventy years earlier
had been passionate men who had poured their entire savings into their
mechanical dreams and had literally lived out the creation of their cars.
DeLorean was different. He put relatively little money of his own into his car and
though he was starting a company, he continued to live in high style. As he
readied his car, he bought expensive property for himself - a duplex in
Manhattan, and a twenty-five-room house on a 430-acre spread in the most
exclusive part of New Jersey. (They were worth by 1985, when they became the
center of a keenly contested THIRD divorce, an estimated $9 million.) He already
owned an expensive spread in Southern California. He rented a Park Avenue suite
in Manhattan for his corporate headquarters. His top people received credit
cards for Tiffany's and the 21 Club. He billed the company some $78,000 for his
move to New York, though in fact he was already there. He drew a consultant's
fee of $300,000 a year. The company bought a $53,000 Mercedes for Christina.
One Christmas, even as the company was getting started, he bought her three
sable coats, average cost about $30,000, each a of a different length. "I
forgot which length you wanted," said his note to her.
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There
had been a great deal of hoopla at the beginning of his attempt to create his
own company and car - DeLorean appearing in Cutty Sark Scotch ads; DeLorean
lending his name to a men's cologne that sold in chic stores - and his
colleagues in Detroit watched it all with more than normal curiosity. In 1981
there were reports from Belfast that the car was in serious trouble, that
DeLorean visited the factory only on the rarest occasions, and that there were grave
financial questions about his use of money. As much as $18 million had
mysteriously vanished into some secret account
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David
Halberstam "The Reckoning" (1987)
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When
Lorre wasn't in front of the camera, he was often cooking up pranks on the set.
Among his favorites was taking an eyedropper dipped in water and using it to
put out Curtiz's cigarette whenever he'd leave one in an ashtray unattended -
anything to fluster the director. He once got the obsessive Claude Rains to
believe that he hadn't studied properly for a nonexistent scene that Lorre made
up. And Paul Henreid tells how Lorre managed to persuade the studio's sound
guys to wire the room in which Curtiz was known to have his afternoon trysts
with young actresses, as if taking a page from Captain Renault's lecherous
playbook, thus projecting the amorous sound track, as it were, over the set
speakers (his booming voice, heard throughout the corridors: "Oh yes, yes -oh
God, yes"). Although they do not appear in any scenes together, one of
Lorre's favorite partners in crime, Sidney Greenstreet, with whom he was paired
in more than half a dozen films at Warners, was generally at the ready to
assist in these schemes. In Hollywood Unseen, a recently published photo album,
there's a magnificent shot, snapped a year or two before Casablanca, of
Greenstreet dressed as Santa Claus and Lorre behind him wielding a baseball
bat, bulging eyes trained on his would-be target's head, looking determined to decapitate
Father Christmas.
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It
seems somehow fitting that Greenstreet, The Maltese Falcon's "Fat
Man," was born in a town called Sandwich, in southeast England, in 1879. A
former touring member of Ben Greet's Shakespearean Repertory Company, he
enjoyed interrmittent success on the English and American stage before, at the
age of sixty-two, he crossed the Atlantic and shimmied his way into the studio
interiors at Warner Bros. Starting with The Maltese Falcon, he acted in a
staggering twenty-four films in eight years. "It has always been a
convention of the film industry," writes David Thomson, "to 'introduce'
potent new players. But few introductions have been as dramatic as that.
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Noah
Isenberg "We'll Always Have Casablanca" (2017)

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Medication
Usage: Risk versus Benefit Decisions
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There
has been much publicity lately about the hazards associated with certain
medications such as antidepressants and pain-relieving drugs for arthritis. It
has raised concern among parents whose children already use medications, and
has made more ardent skeptics of those who already hesitate to use drugs with
their child.
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All
medications have risks. When making decisions about medication usage, the
benefits should clearly - not marginally - outweigh the risks. Common sense
dictates that drugs with a higher risk of bad side-effects should be used more
carefully than drugs with a low risk. A reasonable approach is to try drugs
with a lower risk of side effects first.
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To
approach medication decision-making in a logical manner, it is best to adhere
to the following three principles. These principles assume that non-drug approaches
have been tried FIRST and proved unsuccessful in alleviating the challenge. A
child should NOT be given medication as the first course of treatment when
presenting behavioral challenges. Exhaust other treatments first.
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Try
one medication at a time so you can judge its effect. Do not change educational
programs or diet at the same time a new drug is cried. Allow a few weeks to a
month between starting a medication and changing some other part of the individual's
program. Keeping a journal of the child's behaviors, demeanor, and levels of
activity can be helpful in spotting possible side effects and/or assessing the
degree of improvement, if any.
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An
effective medication should have an OBVIOUS BENEFICIAL EFFECT. Giving a child a
powerful drug that renders him only slightly less hyper would probably not be
worth the risk. A drug that just takes the edge off his hyperactivity, but
makes him very lethargic, would be equally bad. I am really concerned about the
growing number of powerful drugs being prescribed to young children. In little
kids, I recommend trying one of the special diets and Omega-3 (fish oil
supplements first, before giving the child powerful drugs.
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If
an individual has been on a medication that is working really well it is
usually not worth the risk to change it for a new medication. Newer is not
always better. Pharmaceutical companies promote their new drugs while they
still have patents. After a drug goes generic, they no longer promote it. Many
of the older generic drug are very effective and cheap. However, use care when
switching brands of generics. Find a brand that works well and stay with it;
The way the pills are manufactured may affect how fast they dissolve, which may
change the way the drug works.
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To
make good decisions, parents need to know ALL the risks involved with the major
classes of medications. The following section summarizes the uses and risks
associated with the six most commonly used medications.
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Antidepressants (both SSRIs-selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors such as
Prozac - and older tricyclics) should be given at lower doses to people on the
spectrum than to the general population. Some individuals with ASD need only
one-quarter to one-half the normal starter dose. Giving too high a dose of an
antidepressant causes many problems such as insomnia and agitation. The correct
low dose can have very positive effects. I know many design professionals who
take Prozac and they have done some of their best work while taking it.
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However;
I have heard several complaints about memory problems with Paxil (paroxenne),
Prozac (fluoxetine) or Zoloft (sertraline) would probably be better choices. In
a meta-analysis Prozac came out hs having the best evidence for use in
individuals with autism when compared to other SSRIs. However, if you are
taking Paxil and doing well, it would probably be best to keep taking it.
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Antidepressants
work really well for anxiety, panic attacks, obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD),
social anxiety, and racing thoughts. _Most antidepressants have a
"black-box" warning of a slightly increased risk of suicidal thinking
during the early period of use - the first eight weeks on the drug. Doctors
usually prefer to try SSRIs first because they are safer. Tricyclics can cause
heart problems in some susceptible individuals.
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2.
Atypicals. Some examples are Risperdal (risperidone), Seroquel (quetiapine),
and Abilify (aripiprazole). The side effects of these drugs are high. They
include weight gain, increased risk for diabetes, and tardive dyskinesia
(Parkinson's Shaker) Tardive dyskinesia sometimes causes permanent damage that
may continue after the medication is stopped. There is no black-box warning on
the labels of these drugs, but the long term risks are actually greater than
those associated with antidepressants. Gaining 100 pounds can seriously
compromise health, impair mobility, and contribute to social ostracism and low
self-esteem. The risks continue and tend to get worse the longer the drug is
taken. Low doses of atypicals should be used.
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These
drugs are effective for controlling very severe aggression in older children
and adults. Behavioral interventions should be used first before employing
atypicals to control aggression. The balance between risk versus benefit favors
using the atypicals for individuals with severe symptoms. For those with milder
symptoms, the risks are too high. Similarly, powerful drugs in the atypical
class should not be used as sleep aids or for attention problems because they
have too many severe side effects.
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3.
Stimulants. Some examples are Ritalin (Methylphenidate) and Adderall
(combination of Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine). These drugs are normally
prescribed for children and adults with ADHD. Stimulants usually make children
with autism who have had speech delay worse. However, they often improve
individuals with mild autism or Asperger's where there is no speech delay.
Compared to the atypicals, stimulants have fewer long-term side effects, but
they should be avoided in individuals who have either diagnosed or suspected
heart problems. The effects of stimulants are immediate and will become obvious
after one or two doses. Other types of medicines require several weeks or more
to evaluate.
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4.
Anti-convulsants. These drugs were originally developed for treating epilepsy
and seizures. They are also very effective for controlling aggression and
stabilizing mood. Anti-convulsants are likely to be effective if aggression
starts suddenly, almost like flicking a light switch. The rage may appear to
come "out of the blue," with little or no provocation. It may be
triggered by a tiny seizure activity that is difficult to detect. Risperdal or
one of the other atypicals may work better for aggression that is more directed
at certain people. Mark Goodman, a psychopharmacologist in Kansas reports that
Lamictal (lamotrigine) is often very effective for aggression in autistic
adolescents. Other anti-convulsants that often work well are Topamax
(ropirarnate) and Depakote (divalproex sodium).
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The
main disadvantage of anti-convulsants is that blood tests have to be done to
make sure they are not damaging the liver in susceptible individuals. If a skin
rash develops within six months after starting an anti-convulsant, the drug
must be stopped immediately. Most problems with rashes occur in the first two
to eight weeks. If the person continues to take the drug, the rash can be
fatal. Many individuals tolerate anti-convulsants really well, provided they have
no liver or rash problems within the first year of taking these drugs. Careful
monitoring will prevent dangerous side effects because the person can be taken
off the drug before it causes permanent damage.
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5.
Blood Pressure Medications. This class of drugs was originally developed for
treating high blood pressure. They have strong anti-anxiety and calming
properties. I know design professionals who had terrible problems with anxiety
and drug addiction who completely got their lives turned around by taking a low
dose of Prozac along with the beta-blocker Propranolol. Propranolol is an old
generic that is being rediscovered. The Army is doing research with Propranolol
as a treatment for post traumatic stress disorder. It blocks the huge fear
response that veterans experience during a "flashback." Propranolol
may help control rage in nonverbal individuals who are hot and sweaty and often
sound like they are out of breath.
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Other
blood pressure medications may also be helpful for calming or helping a child
get to sleep. Catapres (clonidine) works well as a sleep aid. Blood pressure
medications have fewer long-term side effects compared to the atypicals such as
Risperdal or Abilify.
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Since
they are blood pressure pills, they could cause fainting if the person's blood
pressure gets too low. When any blood pressure medication is first started,
individuals should avoid driving until they know how they will react to the
medication.
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6.
Benzodiazepines. These medications are used for anxiety, but they have many
disadvantages. They have huge abuse potential and getting off the drug may be
very difficult to do once started. Some of the most common ones are Xanax
(alprazolam), Valium (diazepam), and Klonopm (clonazepam) Usually an
antidepressant such as Prozac (fluoxetine) or Zoloft (sertraline), or a blood
pressure medication is better for long-term management of anxiety. Dr. John
Ratey at Harvard University usually avoids the benzodiapozines when treating
individuals on the autism spectrum.
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Old
Versus New
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Many
new atypicals and antidepressants are coming on the market all the time. Some
of these have minor advantages compared to older drugs. Many of them are slight
chemical modifications of older drugs. Often the older drugs will work just as
well and they are available in cheap generics. At the time of revising this
chapter, there were no totally new types of conventional pharmaceuticals on the
market or in the research pipeline awaiting FDA approval. Today there are effective
generic drugs available for all classes of conventional pharmaceuticals used in
the treatment of individuals with autism.
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In
terms of real risk, the antidepressants and blood pressure medications are
safer for long-term health. However, there are some situations where the
benefits of Risperdal far outweigh the risk. It is a very effective drug for
controlling rage. If it enables a teenager to attend school, live in a group
home, or have enough self-control to learn other cognitive forms of behavior
management, It would be worth the risk.
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Parents
must logically assess the risk-benefit ratio when contemplating any form of
medication usage with their child. Discuss the medication thoroughly with the
child's doctor. Ask the doctor to provide you with a list of possible side effects
of the medication. Do some research of your own on the internet to determine
how widely and/or effectively the medication has been used with people with
ASD. This is especially true when medication is suggested for use with younger
children. Both doctors and parents must avoid increasing drug doses or adding
another medication every time there is a crisis. I have talked to parents where
their child was taking eight different medications and the child was a sedated
zombie.
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When
medications are used carefully and conservatively, they can help normalize
function. When medications are just thrown at problems without using logical
thinking, the child can be so drugged that he or she may not be able to
function.
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Temple
Grandin "The Way I See It: A Personal Look at Autism &
Asperger's" (2011)
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Eva
Marie Saint already felt transformed by her handpicked wardrobe.
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She
recalled that all Hitchcock offered her were three simple instructions:
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"Lower
my voice; don't use my hands; and look directly at Cary Grant in my scenes with
him, look right into his eyes. From that, I conjured up in my mind the kind of
lady he saw this woman as." He must have been right:
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Saint's
performance - the epitome of playful chic - stands up for all time.
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Cary
Grant didn't require Hitchcock to pick out his wardrobe. Cary Grant gave
grooming tips, and Hitchcock usually told him just to "dress like Cary
Grant." And like Jimmy Stewart, Grant didn't need acting advice, either;
he picked his roles to fit him like his custom-made Saville Row.
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During
the location work in New York, Grant hid out in a suite at the Plaza Hotel, the
very place where Thornhill is spotted by the thugs who mistake him for a spy.
One day, the actor was summoned from his suite for the quick shot where
Thornhill strolls across the hotel lobby. After he came down and did his bit, a
visiting journalist, interviewing Hitchcock wondered aloud how Grant could play
the scene without conferring with the director. "Oh," Hitchcock
quipped, "he's been walking across the lobby by himself for years!"
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Patrick
McGilligan "Alfred Hitchcock: A Life in Darkness and Light" (2003)
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