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AWADmail Issue 1187
A Compendium of Feedback on the Words in A.Word.A.Day and Other Tidbits about Words and Language
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From: Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)
Subject:
I invited readers to share about their favorite tools. Here’s a selection.
My favorite tool: .
-Sue Schlesinger, Redwood City, California (sue94070 yahoo.com)
My favorite tool in my purse is a small tape measure. Fun story: My husband
and I were having a late lunch with our son and his fiancée, and starting
(!) to plan their wedding, to take place 27 hours later, at the local
beach. I called a florist to ask about flowers for a bouquet, and perhaps
a floral circlet for her head (very short hair). Sure, but they needed her
head circumference. While on the phone I whipped out my tape measure and
we measured. Done! Yes, that meal was our entire planning session. Lovely
wedding, 24 people showed up with that short notice (by text message).
-Betsy Wilson, El Segundo, California (w_betsy hotmail.com)
A toothpick is my favorite tool. Before
dining out, I will store a few in the little pocket
of my jeans. When a food particle inevitably becomes trapped between my teeth,
I can whip one out and easily free it up.
-Paul Sheeran, San Francisco, California (p.sheeran1 outlook.com)
I have limited dexterity due to decades of severe arthritis, and one
of my favorite tools is this dressing aide, called the pocket dresser --
which totally resembles a Swiss Army knife!
-Karol Silverstein, West Hollywood, California (karolinas aol.com)
Utilikey. Originally $20, on sale at Radio Shack for $5 years ago. You can
buy a bunch from China for $1 each. One Phillips and two blade screwdrivers, a
bottle opener, a serrated and straight blade, a tiny wrench for your eyeglasses.
I give them as thank-yous for guides on trips. Family members know there
are replacements if they lose theirs.
-Mike Carpenter, Tucson, Arizona (mccarp46 gmail.com)
My favorite kitchen tool is my nutcracker. Sure, it opens walnuts and
almonds, etc., but best of all it opens screw top bottles and even small,
tight jars.
-Caroline Di Giovanni, Toronto, Canada (casa.digiovanni sympatico.ca)
I can fix anything with the two tools in my toolbox: a checkbook and a
phonebook.
-Paul Stomieroski, Wausau, Wisconsin (stemo rocketmail.com)
I feel positively nαked without my pocket knife, which I’ve carried since
my father gave me my first one (of scores) when I was eight. I’m still a
little surprised when I see that I’m usually the only person in whatever
group I’m in who has a knife. Despite years of seeing otherwise,
I still think everyone has one -- how can you get through the day without it?
-Bob Gent, Lawrence, Kansas (vitroholic gmail.com)
You want me to pick a FAVORITE tool? Impossible! There are so many of
them! I used the multitool the other day to fix a cabinet handle in my
wife’s hospital room. I checked the tire pressure with the pressure gauge
just this morning. The “click” of the torque wrench indicating a bolt
is tightened to the proper degree...it’s a bit of chromium-steel peace
of mind. But I will acquiesce to your wishes. I will pick the plastic
welder tool for this discussion. I have used it countless times to repair
something plastic in our home in order to repair and reuse it rather than
buy another one. What’s not to love about that?
-James Eng, Cypress, Texas (jameseng hotmail.com)
My enduring tools would have to be my HP calculators. When I bought my 15C,
I made a big joke out of the fact that it was exactly $69 -- after
the $20 rebate. The enter key grinds (Reverse Polish Notation -- no, that’s
really what it’s called) -- as I tripped and dropped it in a mud puddle,
the day I bought it. I also got a free 11C, from the high school calculator
exchange (because no high schooler could handle the aforementioned Reverse
Polish Notation) in Troy, NY. The enter key doesn’t grind -- but the chip
is damaged, one can’t play the “sub game” on it.
My God, that was 38 years ago -- and they’re still on my desk.
-Dr. John M. Styers, Owatonna, Minnesota (yakuzalord69 gmail.com)
I have carried a Swiss Army knife, a series of them actually, as my
. If I have my pants on I have my pocket knife. It has saved the
day countless times, from opening a bottle of wine to securing a wanton
screw to enabling me to read fine print (it has a small magnifying glass.)
-George Hawkins, Houston, Texas (hawkinsgeorge3 gmail.com)
For 33 years I owned an IT company in the Deep South, and even though I’m
retired now, I still carry the basic tools of my trade at my waist, what my
brother calls my Bat Belt: digital camera on the left, Swiss army knife,
flip-style cell phone, and Mini-Maglite on the right. However, when I
traveled to out-of-state customers, I toted two carry-on cases of more
specialized tools and essential spare parts. Going through security at
the airport always required that agents perform a hand-search of everything
I was bringing aboard.
On one particular trip, a TSA agent, a young woman with a heavy New Orleans
accent, was watching me closely as I disassembled my Bat Belt and loaded
my cases into the X-ray machine. When everything finally popped
out of the other end, she opened my carry-ons
and examined the contents, pulling out tools and wires,
holding each item up to examine it. This was taking awhile, and I could
tell it was making her impatient. Finally, in exasperation, she loudly
demanded, “What ahh you? MacGyvah?” Everyone in line around me and the
other TSA agents burst out laughing. She then grinned as well.
-Terry Stone, Goldendale, Washington (cgs7952 bellsouth.net)
From: Rob Kantner (rob 9sg.com)
Subject:
My father, a stern disciplinarian and enforcer, often warned us kids to
“walk chalk”.
Rob Kantner, Canadian Lakes, Michigan
From: Glenn Glazer (glenn.glazer gmail.com)
Subject: chalk line
Working with a chalk line is a laborious task, eight hours a day on one’s
hands and knees on concrete. The company I work for, ,
makes a robot that solves this problem. Now
the person who had that awful job stands upright at the job site and
uses an iPad to tell the robot where to go.
Glenn Glazer, Felton, California
From: Dan Harrang (danharrang yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--
Ratchet is also an adjective (often derogatory, sometimes
complimentary, depending on context) in contemporary .
Dan Harrang, Wailuku, Hawaii
From: Mike Rosen (mrosen oberlin.edu)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--ratchet
I was delighted to see the latest entry “ratchet”. However, I would
like to add No.3 to the definitions listed. I would add that it is also
defined as a cog rattle. There is a use of the term as an instrument used
in orchestral music as well as in folk music and rituals. In a service on
Purim as the megillah (the Book of Esther) is read aloud each time the name
of the arch-villain Haman is mentioned the congregation makes noise usually
with noisemakers and a ratchet called a grogger, or ra-ashan in Hebrew. The Cambridge
Dictionary defines it as: “a wooden device that when turned around and
around produces a noise like a series of knocks, traditionally used during
the Jewish festival of Purim.”
Michael Rosen, Professor of Percussion, Emeritus, Oberlin Conservatory of Music, Nyack, New York
From: John Nugée (john nugee.org.uk)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--ratchet
The second definition of ratchet, “An incremental change, typically in
one direction and irreversible”, has also given rise in the UK to the
term ratchet politics, for a political change or innovation that,
however fiercely contested at first, no one has any prospect
of being able to reverse once it has been brought in. Clear examples
in the last 100 years have been giving women the vote and legalisation
of same sex marriages.
John Nugée, London, UK
From: John H Craw (thecrawh gmail.com)
Subject: ratchet effect
Ratchet effect: Government spending, taxation; factory production; ....
“In labor markets, the ratchet effect refers to a situation where workers
subject to performance pay choose to restrict their output, because they
rationally anticipate that firms will respond to higher output levels by
raising output requirements or by cutting pay.”
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John Craw, Glenford, Ohio
From: Richard S. Russell (RichardSRussell tds.net)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--ratchet
You’re probably familiar with the creationist’s analogy to a tornado
passing through a junkyard and assembling a 747 by sheer random chance. And
you may think that actual evolutionary biologists are laughing themselves
silly over it because of that “random” part. But no, what tickles them
so much is that creationists so drastically understate their own case. A
747 is orders of magnitude less complicated than the biosphere. Of course
the scientists understand the level of complexity involved and would never
in a million years dream of chalking it up to pure chance and nothing but.
Fortunately, they don’t have to. They have a perfectly sensible, coherent,
demonstrable explanation for the fact of evolution: the theory of natural
selection. It depends on random mutations, but there’s this clever
little ratchet built into it that says the good mutations don’t have
to be constantly reinvented; they survive and thrive, while the bad ones
don’t. And, over billions of years, that makes all the difference.
Richard S. Russell, Madison, Wisconsin
From: Andre Dressler (AnDressler gmail.com)
Subject:
In 1962, born in Switzerland and being an able-bodied male, I was, as are all
others, drafted into the Swiss Army. I was issued my canteen and foldable
eating utensils and the namesake knife. As a recruit I got the standard
one which had a beer bottle opener among its tools. The officer’s version
also had the corkscrew to open wine bottles. Rank has its privileges, as
we quickly learned.
Andre Dressler, San Rafael, California
Email of the Week -- Sponsored by fellow Old’s Cool kings and recalcitrants -- .
From: Marybeth Webster (marybwebs gmail.com)
Subject: Poetry is my Swiss Army knife
Poetry is my Swiss Army knife.
It pries
loose long-lost memories.
It unscrews
years of tight-kept secrets.
It punctures
lies and flattery.
It pounds
builds towers of verse.
It opens
bottled forbidden drams.
It cuts.
It corkscrews out
the truth.
Marybeth Webster (b. 1929), Grants Pass, Oregon
From: Patrick Barron (patrickbarron msn.com)
Subject: Swiss Army knife
I am never without my Swiss Army knife. I use it almost every day. I
like the anecdote of the grandchild who asks his grandfather, “Grandpa,
do you have your pocket knife with you?” And the grandfather replies,
“I have my pants on, don’t I?”
Patrick Barron, West Chester, Pennsylvania
From: John Hadden (john restinglion.com)
Subject: Swiss Army knife
Since I was 10 years old (I’m 64 now) I’ve carried a Swiss Army knife
(aka SAK) in my pocket. I
look forward to when my grandkids (currently 8 months, 1 year, and 3 years)
turn 10 so I can bestow this lifelong commitment to handiness on them!
John Hadden, Huntington, Vermont
From: Jonathan Rickert (therickerts hotmail.com)
Subject: Tools
Master art thief Stephane Breitwieser employed a Swiss Army knife in
conducting many, if not most, of his notorious capers, as described in
Michael Finkel’s book
The Art Thief. As the proud owner of a Swiss
Army knife, I regrettably will no longer be able to look so benignly at
that useful instrument after having read Finkel’s book.
Jonathan Rickert, Bainbridge Island, Washington
From: Mardy Grothe (drmardy drmardy.com)
Subject: Misattributed quotations
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and
purify the heart. -Washington Irving, writer (3 Apr 1783-1859)
This quotation was not authored by Washington Irving. It was
first attributed to him -- without source information -- in an 1883 book
(Angie Manly Stewart’s
Hit and Miss: A Story of Real Life). It has
never been found in any of Irving’s works, however, and is considered by
scholars to be spurious. Sadly, almost all popular internet sites continue
to perpetuate the error. For many authenticated love quotes, go .
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside you. -Maya Angelou,
poet (4 Apr 1928-2014)
This is mistakenly attributed to Maya Angelou. The actual author is Zora Neale
Hurston, and it comes from
Dust Tracks on a Road: An Autobiography (1942).
For more quotes on stories & storytelling, go .
Mardy Grothe, Southern Pines, North Carolina
Thanks for taking the time to send the corrections. We have updated
the quotations on the website now.
-Anu Garg
From: Colin Butterworth (colin.butterworth itforit.com)
Subject: Why I unsubscribed
I object to America taking over the world, including the English language,
and calling the American language “English”. The pronunciations are
abominable corruptions of the English language. I accept dialects of the
English language, but the American language has changed the pronunciation
of just about every word of the English language, but is still telling
the world that it speaks English. That is not true. Similar deceptions and
sophistries are now manifesting themselves very prominently in America’s
new administration. I have had enough.
Colin Butterworth, Bromsgrove, UK
Thank you for your note and for reading us over the past 20 years.
The linguist Max Weinreich once remarked that “a language is a dialect
with an army and a navy.” It’s a sharp observation about the way power
and language often travel together, not always comfortably, and not
always fairly.
We understand your frustration. Language is never just grammar or
pronunciation; it’s identity, culture, memory. And sometimes, a
line in the sand.
We recognize how language can feel like cultural ground, and how changes
in its form or global dominance can feel like something deeper is
shifting. English, in all its evolving forms, has long been shaped by
history, power, and place -- often contentiously.
Administrations last four or eight years. Language endures far longer,
even if it evolves along the way.
-Anu Garg
From: Alex McCrae (ajmccrae277 gmail.com)
Subject: windmill and Swiss Army knife
On his first day in office, Trump signed an executive order putting an indefinite pause on new wind turbine leases. He’s argued that wind turbines are “killing bald eagles”, “driving whales crazy” and “(their) noise causes cancer”. Total balderdash. Trump is deeply embedded in the backpocket of the fossil-fuel industry, as evidenced by his tired mantra “Drill, baby drill!”
The term Swiss Army knife reminded me of polymath Carl Jung, whose seemingly insatiable curiosity and quest for knowledge defined him as having a genuine Swiss Army-like intellect. And he was a polyglot, to boot.
Alex McCrae, Van Nuys, California
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This week’s theme: Tools and devices that became metaphors
- Chalk line
- Ratchet
- Parish pump
- Windmill
- Swiss army knife
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- Fit behavior stamp
- Let rise inchmeal
- Parochial street-news desk
- Chased shadow (kick)
- Implement with many “must helps”
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- We’d best act with ethics
- Has pawl, disk, teeth +/- linear rack
- Hmm seem parochial
- Vanes spin, hmm keep fens dry
- Is multitool
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- Approved manners
- Seek stepwise shifts; machine
- Local importance
- The hawk’s whim-based mythic threat
- Multi-skilled
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| -Dharam Khalsa, Burlington, North Carolina (dharamkk2 gmail.com) |
Make your own and .
Limericks
chalk line
A chalk line she carefully set;
Her standards we knew must be met.
So let’s make a toast
To Emily Post --
The civilized world’s in her debt.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)
“For opposing my anti-vax chalk line,
I would not with that quack 诲颈苍别,”
Said a vexed RFK.
“From the facts I won’t stray:
Kids afflicted with polio walk fine.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
parish pump
There once was an old village grump,
Who held court at the town’s parish pump.
He prophesied doom,
And we now can assume
That he meant the emergence of Trump.
-Rudy Landesman, New York, New York (ydur36 hotmail.com)
I’m OD-ing on talk about Trump
And need gossip that’s more parish pump.
I am fed up with gloom;
Tell me who’s dating whom --
Then perhaps I won’t be such a grump.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)
“Our war plans? They’re just parish pump,”
Shrugged the sycophants; “Hail Donald Trump!”
For the clowns in that car,
Here’s the best quote by far:
“Stupid is as it does.” -Forrest Gump
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
ratchet
With the nonsense that Trump tends to say,
Fretful moments I have every day.
He ratchets up tensions,
When tariffs he mentions,
Which economists view with dismay.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)
On Christmas Eve, Scrooge told Bob Cratchit,
“Your wages I never will ratchet.
LinkedIn and Indeed
Can’t yet help those in need,
So I’ll pay what I like -- you can’t match it.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
windmill
Don Quixote’s a hero to me,
And I’ll battle for justice like he.
There’s a windmill called Trump,
And so, I’m on a stump
To keep my America free.
-Rudy Landesman, New York, New York (ydur36 hotmail.com)
Don Quixote was on the attack,
But he tilted at windmills, alack!
Now Donald Trump, too,
And this crazy world view has come back!
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)
The pitcher’s a female, but oh
Her arm like a windmill will go
Round and round! Then the ball
Just releases for all
That it’s worth! Like a rocket, you know!
-Bindy Bitterman, Chicago, Illinois (bindy eurekaevanston.com)
“The fun here would not fill a thimble,”
Argued Eve; “We should try being sinful.”
“Such endless debate,”
Adam sighed, “seals our fate;
To resist you’s to tilt at a windmill.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
Swiss Army knife
She can do many things, you’ll agree.
She’s a jack of all trades, yessiree.
My talented wife
Is a Swiss Army knife,
And she yodels at home just for me.
-Rudy Landesman, New York, New York (ydur36 hotmail.com)
I have carried my Swiss Army Knife
In my pocket for most of my life
With its gadgets I fix
Sundry problem with tricks,
Applauded by folks (and my wife.)
-George Hawkins, Houston, Texas (hawkinsgeorge3 gmail.com)
A Swiss Army knife’s handy, I’ve heard.
And most soldiers adore them, my word!
But I just have to say
That a smartphone today
Is the multi-use item preferred.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)
MacGyver was nobody’s fool.
He got out of scrapes with this rule.
“Wherever I roam,
I never leave home,
Without my Swiss Army knife tool.”
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)
“Here in Mayberry,” said ,
“Sheriff Taylor’s a Swiss Army knife.
As a boss, he’s the top!”
“But the question won’t pop,”
Grumbled ; “I’m still not his wife.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
Puns
“Our white cliffs of chalk line the Channel coast,” explained the Dover
tour guide.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
If you want to participate in the sidewalk art in chalkline up here,”
the art teacher instructed the class.
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)
“I love a French shoe, eshpecially a Parish pump,” said
after a few drinks.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
The bayou’s flooded again. What we need is a parish pump.
-Laurie Tompkins, Laupahoehoe, Hawaii (Laurietom29@...)
The parish pump-ernickle bread was a hit at the church’s potluck dinner.
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)
“C-ratchet!” Put that piece of coal back!” Hollered Ebenezer Scrooge to
his clerk in Dicken’s
A Christmas Carol.
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)
Said
to Huntley, “I guess we have to pretend to like each other on TV, but
you’re really a ratchet.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
“As though carried off by the windmill-ions of hardworking, law-abiding
immigrants and dissidents disappeared in the middle of the night,” said
the history books about America’s Reign of Terror.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
“We made it! With the Swiss Army knife-orget about being chased by Nαzis,”
said Captain Von Trapp as his family crossed over the Alps.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Conscience is a dog that does not stop us from passing but that we cannot
prevent from barking. -Nicolas de Chamfort, writer (6 Apr 1741-1794)
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