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From: Cookie





CORNY JOKES?

What is Forrest Gump¡¯s email password? 1forrest1.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

What¡¯s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They¡¯re both purple except for the rabbit.

I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.

What¡¯s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I¡¯m still working on it.

Why should you never trust stairs? They¡¯re always up to something.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.

How do you measure a snake? In inches¡ªthey don¡¯t have feet.

What does a house wear? Address!

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