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Mary Landers All Messages By This Member #14114 From: Cookie CORNY JOKES? What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?? Swimming trunks. Why did the painting go to jail?? It was framed. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball. Why do we tell actors to break a leg?? Because every play has a cast. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type.” Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish. Why should you knock on the refrigerator before opening the door? In case there is a salad dressing When is a door not a door? When it is ajar What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way. I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting DUST. ???? ??Cookie?? _._,_._,_ Mary Live long and prosper unnamed (31)2324.gif FB_IMG_1741722112059.jpg FB_IMG_1740187123280.jpg 1740080240958.jpg

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