Here are my basic truisms based on my lifetime observations:
1. Youth is wasted on the young.
2. The only good snake is a dead snake.
3. Life in the fast lane is difficult for turtles.
4. I don't need the internet; my wife knows everything.
5. You need a vacation.
6. Good Point. Now Shut Up!!
7. Life is too short.
8. If wishes were horses, all beggars would ride.
9. Elvis is still alive.
10. Chickens are "chickens".
11. Squirrels act squirrely.
12. Try this edible whatever; it tastes like chicken.
13. Mystery meats (they all taste like chicken).
14. Once in a blue moon only happens once in a blue moon.
15. I mean well.
16. How are you? I am fine; I am not unwell.
17. Life is a sandwich.
18. Getting old sucks.
19. I know exactly how you feel. I had a similar experience myself.
20. Blessed are those who expect nothing for they shall not be
disappointed.
21. All cats are grey at night (per Ben Franklin).
Just a few wandering observations for a warm Sunday afternoon.
Anybody have some basic truisms to add to the list?
The Weaselmeister
