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patricia lee
 




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What is Globalization?



This is probably the?easiest rational explanation for Globalization:


A definition of globalization thatI can understand and to which I now can relate:


Question:
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What is the truest definition ofGlobalization?


Answer:
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Princess
>
Diana's death.
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>
Question:
>
How come?
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Answer?:
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AnEnglish princess
>
with an
>Egyptian boyfriend


crashes
>in a French tunnel,

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riding in a


German
>car


with?
>a
>Dutch engine,


driven
>by a Belgian


who?
>was
>drunk


on
>Scottish whisky,


(check?
>the bottle before you
>change the spelling),


followed
>closely by


Italian
>Paparazzi,


on
>Japanese motorcycles,


treated
>by an American doctor,

>
using


Brazilian
>medicines.


This?
>is
>sent to you by


a
>Canadian,


using

American
>Bill Gates' technology,


and
>you're probably reading
>this on your computer,


that
>uses Taiwanese chips,

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and


a

Korean
>monitor,


assembled
>by


Bangladeshi
>workers


in?
>a
>Singapore plant,


transported
>by Indian


truck?
>drivers,


hijacked
>by Indonesians,


unloaded?
>by
>Sicilian longshoremen,


and
>trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....



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>
That, my friends,
>is?Globalization
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Fw: Mr John J Jogan, Jr

Gwen Meier
 

From Cookie..........
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From: Ron Birkbeck
To: David Yoder
Cc: Gwen Meier ; patricia lee ; Linda Freeland ; otisbetty@...; FJGerber@...; wthiesz@...; rognlinda@...; keithgoudy@...; Elizabeth Blackman ; chardeane@...; crkurze@...; meiersatmagpielane@...; denjoylandon@...; quiltnsew@...; Lanny and Judy Royer ; ekreider@...; sturpe@...; brhall001@...
Sent: Tue, September 14, 2010 8:09:44 AM
Subject: Mr John J Jogan, Jr

Dear Classmates:? Sending you a copy of the obituary of Mr. Jogan, if you have already received this news, please excuse the e-mail.? Shirley and I attended his viewing last evening to represent our class.??Greetings to All, Cookie??
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WD-40 This is very interesting!!!

patricia lee
 


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Before you read to the end, do you know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is?

I had a neighbour who had bought a new van. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that some vandal had spray painted red all around the sides of this white van. I went over and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to work out what to do, probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open.

Another neighbour came out and told him to get some WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm the paint that was on the van. I'm impressed!

WD-40 - how did someone work out it would do that?

'Water Displacement No.40' The product began from a search for rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-'40'. The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower screen. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as on glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your cooker top .... Kazamm! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed.

Here are some other uses:
1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar 20 strings.
4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.
5. Keeps flies off cows.
6. Restores and cleans blackboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Loosens stubborn zips.
9. Untangles jewellery chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower screens free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Dead insects will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a 20 shine for a super fast slide.
21. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
22. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some counties .
38. Use it for gnat bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
? And for some reason ........... spray it on your arthritic knee joints etc and it will ease them.

P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL

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Well ¡­ you didn¡¯t know that.

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Fw: Obituary for H. Daniel Thomas Jr.

Gwen Meier
 



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See your life in another 10 years GIRLS.

patricia lee
 


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A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet
for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the
Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had
$6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies,
lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their
bikes there.


10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap,
they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there
were lots of cute guys.


10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were
good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there
wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.


10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that
they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis
were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.


10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was
reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case
of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.


10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and
they have an early bird special.

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too
spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an
elevator!

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been
there before.


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Interesting ...Huh?

patricia lee
 

Just sharing................you decide! ?From a friend of mine here in Blue Ridge, GA


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This is from a friend of the guy who used to live next door. ?Travis is in the Army and occasionally gives his friends updates on what is really going on in Iraq.

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?And this surprises who????

Hey everybody I just wanted to send a quick update and give Yall the REAL story on what's going on over here with the troop withdrawal.? The picture is of my crew and I on a break during a mission.?? The guy to the far left is my gunner (Burks) and the guy in the middle is my driver (Mizell).? They go with me on every mission and are great guys.? The reason I'm sending this out is because I have had a few people ask if I left Iraq early because all of the combat troops are out of Iraq and I wanted to let everyone know the real deal.? It's kind of ridiculous how the news is saying that the last of the "combat" troops are out of Iraq because of Pres Osama (I mean Obama).? He says that it was his campaign promise.? Take our Brigade for example.? We were originally called a HBCT (Heavy Brigade Combat Team).? Well since Obama said he would pull all of the "combat" troops out by Aug¡­ all they did before we leftt was change our name from a HBCT to a AAB (Advise and Assist Brigade).? We have the same personnel/equipment layout as before and are doing the same missions.? The ONLY difference is that they changed our name from a HBCT to an AAB and that's how he is getting away with saying that he has pulled all of the "combat" troops out.? It is really ridiculous what he's doing and he has ticked alot of people off.? And it's funny how the media is buying all of it too.? So no, the last combat troops are not out of Iraq , we are still here.? There are other Brigades just like ours that are doing the same missions that are still over here.? Sorry for going on about it, but we are just sitting over here watching it and are like "You've got to be kidding me!"? So anyway now you know the REAL story so that's why I'm not coming back early.? You will probably agree, that was a really sneaky way to fool the American public!!? Anyways I hope everyone is doing well and I'll see you soon!

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take down the bird feeder

patricia lee
 




This item is humorous but it has a moral that has a fragrance of too much truth.?
?Please read it and pass it on if you so wish.? Have a blessed day.? Charlene
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I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was
?as I filled? ?it
lovingly
?with seed.?

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Within a?week we had hundreds?

of birds?taking advantage of the
?continuous flow of free and
?easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
?building nests in the boards
?of the patio, above the table,
?and next to the barbecue.?

Then ?came the poop. It was
?everywhere: on the ?patio tile,
?t?he chairs, the table???...
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
?turned mean. They would
?dive bomb me and try to
?peck me even though I had
?fed them out of my own
?pocket.

And others birds were
?boisterous and loud. They
?sat on the feeder and
?squawked and screamed at
?all hours of the day and night
?and demanded that I fill it
?when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
?sit on my own back porch
?anymore.??So I took down the
?bird feeder and in three days
?the birds were gone. I cleaned
?up their mess and took down
?t?he many nests they had built
?all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
?it used to be .... Quiet, serene....
?and no one demanding their
?rights to a free ?meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
?free food, subsidized housing,
?free medical care and free
?education, and allows anyone
?born here to be an automatic
?citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
?thousands.?Suddenly
?our taxes went up to pay for
?free services; small apartments
?are housing 5 families; you
?have to wait 6 hours to be seen
?by an emergency room doctor;
?your child's second grade class is
?behind other schools because
?over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
?bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
?talk to me in English, and
?people waving flags other
?than??the?of my own country?are
?squawking and screaming
?in the streets, demanding
?more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the ?government
?t?o take down the bird feeder.?

If ?you agree, pass it on; if not,

Just continue ?cleaning up the ?poop?



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Gwen Meier
 

My first cousin lives in Florida.???? She sent me this e-mail........




There's a local funeral home here that has taken to advertising on billboards, and some of them are quite good.? There's one where there's an old lady in an absolutely hideous dress and the caption says:? "You always said you wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.? Maybe you ought to tell them now."? I break up every time I see it.? There's another one, on a serious note, that says "Don't drive and drink....we don't want to be your designated driver."




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Re: Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????

Lanny and Judy Royer
 

Gracious.? I would say hi but she may not remember me and then Judy might see the email.? HAH!
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Lanny


--- On Sat, 9/4/10, Gwen Meier wrote:

From: Gwen Meier
Subject: Re: [dalton59] Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????
To: dalton59@...
Date: Saturday, September 4, 2010, 4:00 PM

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Hi Lanny,
I had forgotten that you dated Fae Hauenstein.??? That is indeed Fae Hauenstein.???? My maternal grandmother's maiden name was Hauenstein, so Fae and I are related, but I don't know how, but Fae knows.
Gwen
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From: Lanny and Judy Royer
To: dalton59@...
Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 8:40:27 PM
Subject: Re: [dalton59] Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????

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Gwen,
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I noticed a "Fay Gerber" is on your blog.? Is that the Fay Hauenstein I dated for 2 years in high school and who left me for Harley Gerber?? Just curious.? Thanks for the things you send thru.? Do you want to be on my blog?? Out of 5-10 items I receive everday I forward about 2-3.? About 15 people on mine including John Douglas and Patricia.? Be aware we are mostly of the right position and the info is usually stupid stuff, funnies, points of interest, religious, and political.
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Lanny

--- On Thu, 9/2/10, Gwen Meier wrote:

From: Gwen Meier
Subject: [dalton59] Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????
To: "dalton"
Date: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 3:12 PM

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There I fixed it

patricia lee
 



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___________________________________________________
Life really boils down to 2 questions...

1. Should I get a dog.....?





OR... ?

2. Should I have children?




Just?to let you know
I'm thinking of you?today.?

No ?matter what situations life throws at ?you...
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No ?matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..

Remember ?there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
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You're laughing aren't you? ? ? ?
That's good 'cause?my job here is ?done!

Have a great day
and remember to give thanks....

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Cats are so dramatic!!?
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Re: Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????

Gwen Meier
 

Hi Lanny,
I had forgotten that you dated Fae Hauenstein.??? That is indeed Fae Hauenstein.???? My maternal grandmother's maiden name was Hauenstein, so Fae and I are related, but I don't know how, but Fae knows.
Gwen
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From: Lanny and Judy Royer
To: dalton59@...
Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 8:40:27 PM
Subject: Re: [dalton59] Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????

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Gwen,
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I noticed a "Fay Gerber" is on your blog.? Is that the Fay Hauenstein I dated for 2 years in high school and who left me for Harley Gerber?? Just curious.? Thanks for the things you send thru.? Do you want to be on my blog?? Out of 5-10 items I receive everday I forward about 2-3.? About 15 people on mine including John Douglas and Patricia.? Be aware we are mostly of the right position and the info is usually stupid stuff, funnies, points of interest, religious, and political.
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Lanny

--- On Thu, 9/2/10, Gwen Meier wrote:

From: Gwen Meier
Subject: [dalton59] Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????
To: "dalton"
Date: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 3:12 PM

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Re: Grace Johnson

patricia lee
 

thanks Gwen....I was overtaken with amazement to think that someone would be married for 72 years......WOW

On Sat, Sep 4, 2010 at 12:13 PM, <gwenmeier@...> wrote:
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Grace Johnson


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Grace Johnson

 

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Address for Johnsons...thanks Gwen

patricia lee
 

from Don and Beth Johnson via Gwen Boss


Hello,? We would like you to know that Don's mother, Grace Johnson, has gone to be with the Lord today (September 2nd) at 11:50 AM at the age of 96.? The calling hours will be Tuesday from 6 to 8 at Monbarrens in Dalton.? The funeral will be at the Dalton Methodist Church on Wednesday the 8th at 11:00 with visitation one hour before.? A meal will follow for our family and friends at the church.? We are sad but rejoicing that she is no longer in pain and she is at peace with the Lord.??

thanks gwen for posting.....i got the message and had intentions but they just did not happen. ?Side tracked home executive, that is ME. ?

i will add the address since i have my book close by:

don and beth johnson
955 eckard rd
dalton ohio 44618?

?pjlee

On Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 1:03 PM, Gwen Meier <gwenmeier@...> wrote:
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----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Don Johnson <sunview82@...>
To: James Fuchs <jorcfuchs@...>; Linda L. Fowler <lindfow@...>; Jim Ziegler <jziegler01@...>; Mike Decker <mikeandsuedecker@...>; Gwen Meier <gwenmeier@...>; Joann Watson <jwatson2@...>; Sherry Hunsberger <hgateway@...>; Leann Anderson <leannnaples@...>; Linda Bartel <daltonprimrose@...>; Jeff Meier <Jolene_Meier@...>; Cissy Gottlieb <gottliebsl@...>; Barb Boss <boss2@...>; Bret Bevis <bretbevis@...>; Cookie Shane/Birkbeck <birkbeck@...>; Chris Dye <shrimp1@...>; Diana Shoup <dmdshoup@...>; Don Walls <drmlwall@...>; Tom Brown <crapobrown@...>; Karen Bright <krn.hbrigh65@...>; Karen Caple <kcaple1962@...>; Peter Kiko <thekikofamily@...>; Pat Lee <pjlee1117@...>; Shirley Wyss <wys4@...>; Richard Moser <w8xm@...>; Nancy Withrich/Davis <nancydavisrealtors@...>; chardeane@...
Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 9:01:52 PM
Subject: From the Johnsons


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Fw: From the Johnsons

Gwen Meier
 



----- Forwarded Message ----

From: Don Johnson
To: James Fuchs ; Linda L. Fowler ; Jim Ziegler ; Mike Decker ; Gwen Meier ; Joann Watson ; Sherry Hunsberger ; Leann Anderson ; Linda Bartel ; Jeff Meier ; Cissy Gottlieb ; Barb Boss ; Bret Bevis ; Cookie Shane/Birkbeck ; Chris Dye ; Diana Shoup ; Don Walls ; Tom Brown ; Karen Bright ; Karen Caple <kcaple1962@...>; Peter Kiko ; Pat Lee ; Shirley Wyss ; Richard Moser ; Nancy Withrich/Davis ; chardeane@...
Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 9:01:52 PM
Subject: From the Johnsons


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Hello,? We would like you to know that Don's mother, Grace Johnson, has gone to be with the Lord today (September 2nd) at 11:50 AM at the age of 96.? The calling hours will be Tuesday from 6 to 8 at Monbarrens in Dalton.? The funeral will be at the Dalton Methodist Church on Wednesday the 8th at 11:00 with visitation one hour before.? A meal will follow for our family and friends at the church.? We are sad but rejoicing that she is no longer in pain and she is at peace with the Lord.?


Re: Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????

Lanny and Judy Royer
 

Gwen,
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I noticed a "Fay Gerber" is on your blog.? Is that the Fay Hauenstein I dated for 2 years in high school and who left me for Harley Gerber?? Just curious.? Thanks for the things you send thru.? Do you want to be on my blog?? Out of 5-10 items I receive everday I forward about 2-3.? About 15 people on mine including John Douglas and Patricia.? Be aware we are mostly of the right position and the info is usually stupid stuff, funnies, points of interest, religious, and political.
?
Lanny


--- On Thu, 9/2/10, Gwen Meier wrote:

From: Gwen Meier
Subject: [dalton59] Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????
To: "dalton" Date: Thursday, September 2, 2010, 3:12 PM

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Re: Fw: Fwd: Ponderismis on life ... ???????

patricia lee
 

CUTE LOVE THEM THANKS FOR POSTING GREMLIN.................~


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From:?"Rick Stingle" <zytech@...>
To:?<zytech@...>
Date:?Thu, 2 Sep 2010 06:31:59 -0700
Subject:?Ponderismis on life ... ???????
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?PONDERISMlS ...
Yogi Berra?might have formulate?some of?these issues!?
Quick?little?quips to tweek yer perspective,
RS

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> 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
> die of natural causes.
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> 2. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
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> 3. Life is sexually transmitted.
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> 4. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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> 5. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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> 6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
> of nothing.
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> 7. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
> about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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> 8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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> 9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
> criticism.
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> 10. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
> is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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> 11. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
> a whole box to start a campfire?
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> 12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
> squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?
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> 13. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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> 14. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room, when you get undressed if they are
> going to look up there anyway?
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> 15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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> 16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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> 17. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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> 18. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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> 19. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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> 20. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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Fw: Grandma Still Drives

Gwen Meier
 




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Grandma Still Drives

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if
you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had
changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like ?crazy, and
then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of Heaven! Go! Go! Go!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach..

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up
in the ?air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and
gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through
the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.



Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma


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