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THIS AND THAT
JOKES,CARTOONS AND WHATEVER
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?"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."
Dalai Lama (born 1935)
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Zack volunteered for military service during WWII.
He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp.
The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base.
All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.
On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese Zeros.
Then climbing up to 20,000 feet he found 10 more Japanese planes and shot them all down, too.
Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck.
He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the Captain.
Saluting smartly, he said, "Well, Sir, how did I do on my very first day?"
The Captain replied, "You make one velly impoltant mistake."
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Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules.
Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"
"My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."
"You wake up at six o'clock?"
"Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."
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The Secretary of the Navy was inspecting a recently launched carrier.
The entire crew stood at attention. "I suppose," said the Secretary jokingly to the carrier's captain, "you know the name of every man on the ship."
"I think I do," was the captain's unexpected reply.
"Aha," smiled the Secretary. "What's the name of the third man from the left there in the rear rank?"
"William Jones," said the captain.
The Secretary addressed the seaman himself.
"What's your name, lad?" he asked.
"William Jones, sir," replied Seaman Abernathy.
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Jeff meets Doug at the bar after work. Doug is really upset.
"What's wrong pal?" Jeff asked. "You look really down."
"I am. My wife said she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car" Doug replied.
"So what's wrong with that?" Jeff asked, seeming somewhat confused.
"Well," Doug sighs, "She said she wants me to be the one driving the car".
Judy: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Roy: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Judy: "What? At 2 A.M?!"
Roy: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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Modified?Kawasaki?Z1 and KZ900
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As Seen In: CHiPs
Year: 1977
Estimated Value: $9,000
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In the cop show CHiPs, motor police drove?Kawasaki?Z1-Ps and KZ900-C2s during the first two seasons. In the third season, they drove KZ1000-C1s. The bikes were similar in appearance, so producers were able to use the same trailer for season three as they did for the first two.
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The similarity in appearance was thanks to producer-made changes. Producers removed the windscreens and replaced them with older models. Other bikes on the show included a Honda 750 Four, Moto Guzzi?El Dorado, Suzuki 850, and, in one episode, even a Harley Davidson (you can see that one in ¡°The Matchmakers¡± episode).
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Did You Know?????
~In the early 1900s, South Philadelphia was a neighborhood of working-class Italians, many of whom regularly ate cheap sandwiches from?food carts..? One sandwich cart owner was Pat Olivieri with his brother Harry..? ?In 1930, they were selling hot dogs and fish cakes from?a food cart at the edge of the Italian Market..? ?One day in 1933, Pat wanted something for lunch besides?what he had on his cart..? Harry went to a butcher shop and came back with some thinly-sliced ribeye steak..? Pat cooked it on the grill with onions and put it in an Italian roll.? The food cart soon became Pat's King of Steaks,?and by the?end of the decade, the business would be in a brick-and-mortar building..? ?It still stands today and is still known as Pat's King of Steaks, which is known for being the restaurant that invented the cheesesteak sandwich
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WEIRD FACT
Did You Know???
~Black Forest Gateau (Cake) is a layer cake made out of cocoa powder, cherries, Kirsch, and whipped cream with dark chocolate as a decoration..? ?The origins of the cake and its?name are disputed..? But it is believed that it was created in 1915 by confectioner Josef Keller (1887-1981) while working at a cafe in Bad Godesberg, Germany..? He made the cake by mixing Kirsch schnapps, a cherry brandy, whipped cream, and cherries..? ?The cake's recipe from 1927 is kept in an archive in Radolfzell, Germany..? ?Black Forest gateau became popular in the second half of the 1900s and is now featured internationally in cafes and restaurants..? A festival dedicated to the cake is organized in Todtnauberg...
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TIME FOR A LAUGH!
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